🚨DIVA ALERT: Queen of high notes and holiday checks, Mariah Carey has crash-landed back into the music scene with a music video so chaotic it might short-circuit your WiFi. The song? “Type Dangerous” — because Safe & Sane is for peasants.
This time, she’s joined by… MrBeast?! Yes, that MrBeast. The YouTube billionaire who gives away islands for breakfast. He appears out of nowhere like a Pokémon spawn, and Mariah — being Mariah — blinks once, flips her hair, and hits us with the immortal line:
“I don’t know him.”
Mic. Drop. Internet. Shattered. Beyoncé probably felt a tremor.
🎬 Directed by Joseph “Plot Twist” Kahn, the video is basically a fever dream filmed in 4K. Think: glam, lasers, wind machines on full blast, and Mariah looking unbothered while probably levitating. Joseph Kahn teased the visual earlier like it was the second coming of pop, tweeting things like:
“There will be an earth-shattering surprise.”
“Unguessable.”
“Brace yourself lol.”
(Okay Nostradamus.)
When the video dropped, Joseph called Mariah “top tier diva wit,” and honestly, facts. She’s the only human who can insult someone by pretending she’s never seen their face in her life — even if they’re standing right next to her holding a flaming briefcase full of money.
Let’s not forget, Kahn and Carey go way back like VHS tapes. He also directed “Boy (I Need You),” “#Beautiful,” and that one Christmas video that makes everyone cry in malls and buy scented candles.
- Mariah’s back
- MrBeast got “unknowledged” on camera
- The internet is in shambles
- And the video? Iconic chaos
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Now go watch “Type Dangerous” before it becomes a banned spell in the wizarding world.
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