Madonna’s Son David Banda Claims He’s “Scavenging” For Food After Moving Out On His Own In New York

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Madonna’s son David Banda is serving up a tale of teenage independence that’ll have you laughing like it’s 1999! This 18-year-old has ditched the luxurious nest of his 65-year-old “Material Girl” mom and is now roughing it in an apartment in The Bronx, New York. Yes, you heard that right—The Bronx!

During a recent Instagram Live, David got real about his new life, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride. “I’m practically Bear Grylls now,” David joked, “scavenging for food like a modern-day caveman. It’s nine o’clock at night, my stomach’s growling louder than a grizzly, and I’m like, ‘Do I have enough cash for a slice of pizza?’ Spoiler alert: I usually don’t.”

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But don’t fret, this isn’t a tragedy—it’s a comedy! David’s embracing the struggle with a smile. “It’s fun to be young and hungry… I mean, free,” he said, probably eyeing a stray hot dog cart. “Why dine on caviar when you can experience the thrill of dumpster diving?”

To keep his belly full (or at least partially so), David’s been strumming his way to solvency. “I’ve been teaching guitar lessons,” he shared, “because nothing says ‘rock star’ like earning enough to buy a single taco. Who needs a record deal when you’ve got hungry students?”

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And here’s the plot twist: David’s not truly flying solo in this Bronx escapade. He’s got his partner-in-crime, girlfriend Maria Atuesta, by his side. “I’m not completely alone,” David declared, likely while high-fiving Maria. “I’ve got my girlfriend, and we’re living the dream—well, a dream. Maybe not the American Dream, but something close.”

David Banda’s journey from luxury to the Bronx is a saga of laughter, love, and late-night scavenging. Who knew independence could be this much fun?

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Madonna’s Son David Banda Claims He’s “Scavenging” For Food After Moving Out On His Own In New York

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