Madonna just pulled off what’s rarer than a solar eclipse – she got all of her kids in the same room at the same time! That’s right, the Queen of Pop, Empress of Glitter, and Ruler of Reinvention is living it up in Italy to celebrate turning the fabulous 66 – or as she might call it, “60-slays-6.”
After all, age is just a number when you’re the Material Girl.
In classic Madonna fashion, she didn’t let the moment slip by without sharing it with her loyal Instagram followers. She posted an extravagant collection of photos, because why stop at one or two when you can post a full-on photo novella? Alongside the usual party antics, Madonna also celebrated her son Rocco’s birthday, because why not throw a two-for-one special? When you’re Madonna, you celebrate big or not at all.
Oh, and brace yourselves for this—she posted a rare family photo, featuring ALL six of her kids. Yes, you read that right. Like spotting a unicorn riding a rainbow, Madonna managed to round up Lourdes, Rocco, David Banda, Mercy James, and the dynamic twin duo, Estere and Stella, for a picture. They smiled, they posed, and nobody was caught sneaking off to text during the shot—miracles do happen, people!
She captioned the post with “La Dolce Vita…………….. 🎂🥂🇮🇹 ♥️,” because, of course, it’s Madonna, and she’s basically living in her own Italian movie at this point. The 20-photo slideshow gave fans everything they could want and more: glam shots, candid moments, and just the right amount of “I know you’re jealous, but it’s okay to admit it.”
As if the family wasn’t enough star power for one post, her beau Akeem Morris also made the cut. Because what’s a vacation in Portofino without a little romance, right? He was spotted arm in arm with the legend herself, probably wondering how he ended up living inside an Italian rom-com.
Oh, and remember that time nearly a year ago when all of her kids except Rocco joined her on stage during her Celebration Tour’s opening night in London? Yeah, apparently Rocco had more important things to do then, but he made it up by showing up for the birthday bash. Priorities, right?
Madonna, Italy, six kids, a new beau, and double birthdays? We can’t wait for next year’s birthday saga. Maybe she’ll invite the Pope.