Madonna Fines Crew Members $100

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Madonna, the queen of pop, is not just a music legend โ€“ she’s also a time czar with a penchant for punctuality that can make Big Ben jealous.

According to an insider who spilled the glittery beans to the National Enquirer, Madonna has turned her backstage into a time zone ruled by the iron fist of fines. Crew members and dancers are hit with a staggering $100 penalty if they dare to defy the ticking hands of her strict schedule.

“She runs a tighter ship than a pair of skinny jeans on New Year’s Eve โ€“ and she’s got the audacity!” exclaimed our well-placed source, probably while dodging the fines themselves.

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Despite Madonna’s reputation for imposing fines faster than she can strike a vogue pose, a spokesperson for the singer insisted, “The crew and dancers are never late. Time bows down to Madonna, not the other way around.”

In a twist of events that left fans feeling more deflated than a popped balloon at a birthday party, Madonna’s December 2023 show led to a chorus of demands for refunds. Attendees, expecting a musical extravaganza, were met with an experience that felt more like waiting for the results of a slow-motion race between turtles.

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Madonna’s excuse for this tardiness? A “serious bacterial infection” that left her June dates in need of a resuscitation. Brooklyn concert-goers spilled the tea, revealing they endured an hours-long wait as the pop diva finally graced the stage at the fashionably late hour of 11 pm.

Outraged fans took to social media, with one declaring, “I WANT A REFUND NOW.” Another disgruntled attendee chimed in, “The whole arena started chanting ‘bulls’ at her lateness. Great show, but it went way too late.”

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A third fan, clearly ready to swap the Material Girl for punctual alternatives, declared, “Will not be spending money to see her, no ma’am. Taylor [Swift] may be a capitalist, but she respects her fans’ time and starts on time, as do many great artists. Lady Gaga starts on time, Beyoncรฉ starts on time โ€“ it’s a punctuality party, and Madonna missed the memo.” Looks like even the Queen of Pop can’t always keep up with the tick-tock tempo of her fans.

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