Machine Gun Kelly just did the most dad-coded flex ever—he pulled up to the 2025 Kids’ Choice Awards with his literal spawn and looked like a proud suburban father who just discovered what TikTok is.
Yes babes, MGK (a.k.a. tall tattooed glitter goblin, a.k.a. Megan Fox’s emo babydaddy) walked the iconic orange carpet in Santa Monica with his 16-year-old daughter Casie Colson Baker, who, btw, looked unbothered, stunning, and possibly already more emotionally mature than 97% of Hollywood.
This was their first red carpet moment in FOUR YEARS. That’s longer than most Gen Z relationships AND at least three TikTok trends.
Inside the slime-drenched chaos, MGK was set to perform (yes, like onstage—with instruments and feelings), joining a lineup of chaos agents ready to throw glitter, scream, and probably dodge a slime cannon.
Also, plot twist: MGK and Megan Fox’s brand-new baby girl finally has a name and no, it’s not Slimey McScreamson (tragic). But it is chef’s kiss chaotic and poetic, just like the couple.
If you’re not tuning in tonight to catch this wild circus—who even are you? Turn on Nickelodeon, Nick Jr., Nicktoons, MTV2, CMT (???), and like 12 other channels that apparently still exist. 8PM ET/PT. Don’t be late. Or do, and just catch it on TikTok in 6 hours.
#MGKDaddyEra #CasieIsThatGirl #SlimeMeDaddy 🟧💅🛸
