Lily Allen Auditioned for The White Lotus—Spoiler Alert: It Didn’t Go Great

Buy Me A Coffee

GET ON THE LIST - ICONICHIPSTER.COM

Subscribe to IconicHipster.com ~ Receive daily posts plus list-exclusive content straight to your inbox:

We never spam.

Lily Allen, queen of cheeky lyrics and zero-filter commentary, once tried to snag a spot in The White Lotus. Yeah, that HBO fever dream where rich people have meltdowns in paradise. But alas, Lily did not make it to the resort. Not even as the girl yelling at a bellhop about her oat milk cappuccino.

On her podcast Miss Me? (we do, Lily, we do), the 39-year-old singer casually dropped the tea:
“I did a self-tape for The White Lotus and, obviously, did not get it,” she said, like someone explaining why they’re not on Succession—again.

See also  Tom Holland Lands Juicy New Role in 'The Partner'—Because Playing Spider-Man Just Wasn’t Stressful Enough

Apparently, it was all her manager’s idea. Classic manager behavior: “You should totally audition for this Emmy-winning show, babe, you’d be perfect as a disgruntled vacationer with unresolved trauma.”
Spoiler again: HBO said no thanks.

But it wasn’t just the rejection that haunted her—it was the taping part.
“I think I’m a bit scared of doing self-tapes,” she admitted. “Back in the day I didn’t like the idea of casting officers having a tape of me in case they would share it with other people.”
So basically, Lily thought her audition tape might go viral for all the wrong reasons—like that one time you post a thirst trap and immediately regret everything.

See also  Lily Allen Reveals Her Husband David Harbour's Reaction To Her OnlyFans Account

Now though? She’s chill about it.
“Maybe now I would do them because I don’t think people give as much of a s–t about me anymore,” she said, casually drop-kicking her ego across the room. “I don’t really care.”
That’s the spirit. True millennial apathy meets grown-up DGAF energy.

Even though she didn’t get cast as “Woman with Baggage (Literal and Emotional),” the “Not Fair” icon says she learned a thing or two.
“I want to put myself out there a little bit more,” she said. “Be a bit braver with doing self-tapes and going up for auditions and stuff.”

See also  Paul Mescal vs. Marcello Hernandez: Battle of the Short Shorts on SNL

Lily, we support this journey. If you ever land a role on The White Lotus, we’ll be there, drink in hand, yelling, “SHE’S THE REASON I CAME BACK FOR SEASON 5!”

Until then, keep being the chaotic, self-aware legend we never auditioned for—but desperately needed.

Lily Allen Auditioned for The White Lotus—Spoiler Alert: It Didn’t Go Great

Comments area

Sidebar

Must Read

Tom Brady Shares Shirtless Photo To Celebrate His Birthday

Tom Brady is celebrating his 47th birthday in the...

Travis Scott To Re-Release His Mixtape ‘Days Before Rodeo’ On Its 10th Anniversary

Get ready to yee-haw like never before, because Travis...

Netflix Gets KO’d by Stream Woes During Mike Tyson-Jake Paul Spectacle

Netflix might dominate binge-watching marathons, but when it came...

You Might Also Like

Fashion Icon Iris Apfel Dead At 102

Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, because the universe...

Halsey Releases New Rock Single ‘Lonely Is The Muse’

Halsey has just dropped a brand-new song, and it’s...

Selena Gomez Reveals Details About Her Upcoming Album

Get ready to join the Selena Gomez rollercoaster because...

Olivia Rodrigo Drops the Music Video for ‘Can’t Catch Me Now’

Guess who's gracing our screens again? None other than...

Are Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift Getting Married?

Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift's love saga is unfolding...

Kamala Harris Reacts To The Washington Post Stopping Endorsement Of Presidential Candidates

Vice President Kamala Harris has officially entered the chat,...

Jodie Turner-Smith Talks About Ex Joshua Jackson’s New Relationship With Lupita Nyong’o

Jodie Turner-Smith, our favorite star from *The Acolyte*, and...

M3GAN 2.0 Reviews Just Dropped and the Internet Is Having a Full-On Nervous Breakdown

🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE UNCANNY VALLEY: M3GAN is back,...