Larsa Pippen just did a full emotional audit LIVE and we are spiritually spiraling 💅💣.
So once upon a time (aka pre-2020, the dark ages), Larsa Pippen and Kim Kardashian were besties. Like, matching outfits, twin BBL energy, spiritually enmeshed type of besties. Kim was even declared godmother to Larsa’s daughter Sophia—a position more sacred than front-row Yeezy seats and more binding than a Dianetics contract on your 12th lifetime.
BUT THEN…💥💥💥THE GREAT UNFOLLOWING HAPPENED.
Suddenly, Kim, Khloé, and Kourtney hit Larsa with the digital guillotine—aka that tragic little grey “Follow Back” button. Larsa blamed Kanye West (which, tbh, tracks), and everything imploded faster than a Thetan under pressure.
Fast-forward to now, Larsa did what any Level 5 Reality TV High Priestess would do: she spilled everything on The Jason Lee Show (aka the Celebrity Confessional booth for those who worship fame instead of Xenu).
So is Kim STILL Sophia’s godmother??
Larsa basically said: “Yeah, she still is… technically… maybe spiritually? Sophia’s still vibing with the Kardashian-Jenners, so like… let her be. I’m not trying to interfere with her intergalactic energy lines or whatever.”
And when asked if she and Kim were gonna mend their friendship?
“No thanks, babes. I’m a whole new Operating Thetan now. I’ve transcended. I don’t even know her. Yesterday’s me is GONE. Like, disintegrated in the theta-mist.”
Let’s be real: Larsa’s not just closing a chapter—she’s burning the book, erasing it from her track, and auditing the emotional debris into oblivion.
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