Lana Del Rey, the queen of melancholic melodies and self-proclaimed “Summertime Sadness” ambassador, has just gotten hitched to her new hubby, Jeremy Dufrene. That’s right—she’s off the market! Last week, in a ceremony so private it could have been mistaken for a top-secret government meeting, the 39-year-old songstress exchanged vows with Jeremy, who just happens to be a Louisiana-born alligator hunter and tour guide. Move over, Prince Charming; there’s a new croc in town!
But wait, it gets juicier! On October 2, Lana decided it was high time to address the swarm of paparazzi who have apparently taken up residence in her bushes since the wedding. You know, because nothing says “romance” like having your intimate moments broadcasted to the world by a bunch of guys hiding behind bushes and operating drones like they’re filming the next blockbuster.
In a delightfully sassy comment on a fan account’s Instagram post, Lana spilled the beans about her new life with Jeremy, complete with paparazzi drama. “Unfortunately, a local couple from Houma won’t stop flying drones into our windows every morning and following us with a tracker,” she quipped. Seriously, people, drones? We thought they were for delivering pizza, not spying on celebrity lovebirds!
Lana then threw a little shade at two notorious paparazzi, Sara Michelle Champagne and Kruesch, who seem to be taking “following the couple” to a whole new level. “If they could stop switching vehicles to follow us around remote parts of the country and, oh, I don’t know, photo-shopping my wedding ring into a pearl—because who doesn’t love an overpriced piece of seafood on their finger?—I know we would feel a lot safer.”
But despite the nosy drones and relentless photographers, Lana made it crystal clear that she’s head over heels for her man. “All that being said, Jeremy is the one and only. And amazing. And we’re very happy,” she declared, proving that not even an army of paparazzi can dull the sparkle of true love.
Lana Del Rey, the ultimate romantic, battling drones, paparazzi, and the occasional alligator, all while spreading the joy of love! Let’s raise a glass of sweet tea to this fabulous couple—may their love soar higher than a drone on a sugar rush!
