Mother Monster has officially conjured chaotic disco wizardry and slapped it onto the internet. Yes, Lady Gaga, 39 years young and forever fabulous, just dropped a Gesaffelstein Remix of her song “Abracadabra” right after setting the Coachella stage on fire (figuratively, but knowing Gaga, also possibly literally).
Plot twist worthy of a Marvel movie: During Gaga’s Coachella set on Friday night (April 11), Gesaffelstein himself appeared like a mysterious techno warlock, all dark vibes and French coolness. He strolled onstage in all black, probably summoned through a glitter-filled portal, while Gaga twirled around him like a glam sorceress mid-battle.
Picture this: Gaga serving major witchy energy, sandwiched between “Poker Face” and “Perfect Celebrity,” as Gesaffelstein dropped the remix like it was a cursed artifact. The crowd? Hexed. Bewitched. Emotionally unstable (in a good way).
Missed the magical mayhem? First of all—rude. But don’t worry! The weekend two livestream hits next Friday (April 18), so you can throw on your best rhinestoned bodysuit, light a candle, and pretend your living room is the Sahara Tent.
And if this remix is anything to go by, Gaga’s upcoming Mayhem Ball Tour is going to be pure bedazzled chaos in the best possible way. (Spoiler alert: There will be tears, screaming, and possibly dramatic fainting.)
Ready to get bewitched?
🎧 Listen to “Abracadabra (Gesaffelstein Remix)” on YouTube, or stream it on Apple Music and Spotify like your life depends on it—because it kind of does.
✨You’ve been Gaga’d.✨