Lady Gaga is cooking up some serious mystery magic, and it’s happening in none other than… The Louvre! Yes, that place with the fancy art and security guards who probably have a PhD in “donโt touch the paintings.” Our favorite pop icon turned walking masterpiece, age-defying Lady Gaga (38 but still looking like she’s auditioning for a vampire flick), was spotted in Paris late Friday night. And she wasnโt just there to snag some croissantsโoh no, Gaga had business. Very mysterious business.
Picture this: Gaga, rocking a new, short red ‘do like sheโs about to star in a spy thriller where the code to save the world is hidden in a high note. Sheโs just chilling on a balcony like she owns the place. Below her? A full-on film crew setting up outside the Louvre. Because why settle for a casual selfie at the worldโs most famous museum when you can just take over the entire place?
Now, what is she doing? Filming an action-packed heist? Dropping a surprise album that can only be heard when you solve a Da Vinci Code riddle? We don’t know yet! What we do know is that sheโs dropping a brand new single in October, probably while perched on top of a pyramid or something equally as dramatic. And get thisโit’s going to be the first single off her seventh studio album, set to release in February 2025. Because why do anything halfway when you’re Lady Gaga?
Meanwhile, Gagaโs week is busier than a toddler on a sugar rush. Sheโs been jetting around Europe promoting Joker: Folie ร Deux at the Venice Film Festival, alongside her boo, Michael Polansky. Yes, the duo made their red carpet debut, and it was more iconic than Mona Lisa’s smirk.
In case you havenโt already marked it on your calendar (how could you not?), Joker: Folie ร Deux is hitting theaters on October 4th. Get ready for the chaos, because if Gaga is involved, itโs bound to be a wild rideโwhether she’s singing, acting, or just casually turning The Louvre into her personal movie set.