Kristin Cavallari Says Harry Jowsey Sent a Saucy Pic, and the Internet Can’t Look Away (Literally, It’s on a Giant Screen)

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Kristin Cavallari just dropped a bombshell and a blurred-out eggplant in the trailer for her new E! docuseries Honestly Cavallari: The Headline Tour—and hoo boy, it’s spicy.

In what may be the most shocking thing to hit your eyeballs since Too Hot to Handle tried to convince us it was a show about emotional depth, Kristin claims that reality TV’s resident thirst trap, Harry Jowsey, sent her a very bold and unfiltered image of his… uh… meat thermometer.

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Now, we’re not saying it was that kind of photo, but let’s just say if iPhones could blush, this one would’ve turned beet red.

And because subtlety has left the building, the trailer actually shows Kristin casually (and we do mean casually) discussing the digital ding-a-ling with her bestie, Justin Anderson. She even appears to flash him the pic on-screen like it’s a vacation photo from Cabo.

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Justin’s review of the alleged masterpiece?

“It’s gigantic.”

Move over, Rotten Tomatoes—we’ve got a new critic in town.

Meanwhile, the camera cuts to Harry, who looks like someone just told him his mom subscribed to his OnlyFans. The man looks mortified—like he accidentally sent the photo to his grandma instead. Classic rookie mistake, Harry.

The show premieres June 4 at 10 p.m. ET on E!, and if this is the trailer, we can only imagine what’s next. Maybe Kristin reveals she’s secretly dating a Jonas brother? Maybe Harry sends a PowerPoint apology? Who knows. One thing’s for sure: this headline tour is already delivering more than just headlines… it’s bringing receipts. Blurry, pixelated receipts.

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