Kristen Stewart Slams Critics Of Her ‘Rolling Stone’ Cover, Calls Them “Homophobic”

Buy Me A Coffee

GET ON THE LIST - ICONICHIPSTER.COM

Receive daily posts plus list-exclusive content straight to your inbox:

We never spam.

Buckle up for the rollercoaster of Kristen Stewart’s clapback to the haters of her Rolling Stone cover, featuring a hand plunging into her jockstrap like it’s the last piece of candy in the universe.

In a recent Late Show with Stephen Colbert episode, Kristen, the 33-year-old master of cool, was asked about the “oh-so-scandalous” cover while she was supposed to be talking about her movie, Love Lies Bleeding. Classic diversion, right?

See also  Kristen Stewart Rocks Bra Top and Suspenders at β€˜Sacramento’ Premiere, Brings Major Vibes and Even More Famous Friends

Colbert, being the mischievous host he is, teased the audience about showing the cover, but alas, CBS, in all its prudish glory, vetoed that idea faster than you can say “jockstrap.” But fear not, for Kristen and Colbert were here to deliver the goods in a verbal sense.

With Colbert gushing about how Kristen looked better in a jockstrap than he ever could (that’s a mental image we’ll never unsee), Kristen took the reins and dived into the pool of absurdity headfirst.

See also  🚨 JENNA BUSH HAGER CHOPS IT ALL OFF ON LIVE TV β€” WORLD REELING, BOB APOCALYPSE INCOMING 🚨

She swam through the sea of double standards, pointing out how male pubic hair and hands in pants seem to grace magazine covers with as much frequency as your morning coffee. But, oh no, when it’s a woman daring to assert her sexuality, suddenly it’s all “homophobic” and “sexist.”

Colbert, ever the voice of reason (or sarcasm, who knows?), chimed in about how he’s seen more skin on a Rolling Stone cover than at a nudist beach. Kristen, not one to back down, doubled down on her assertion that female sexuality isn’t just a passive object of desire but a force to be reckoned with. Take that, societal norms!

See also  NeNe Leakes Spills the Tea on Possibly Returning to β€˜Real Housewives of Atlanta’

Kristen Stewart, the queen of calling out the absurdity, one jockstrap at a time. Let’s raise a toast to her unwavering sass and killer comebacks. Cheers!

Comments area

Sidebar

Must Read

NeNe Leakes Reveals She’s Dated a Superstar

NeNe Leakes is about to spill the piping hot...

Lil Nas X Reveals New Documentary on HBO ‘Long Live Montero’

Guess who's strutting back into the limelight with more...

Former First Lady Rosalynn Carter Dies at 96

Rosalynn Carter, the former First Lady and partner-in-crime to...

Prescriptions Found in Matthew Perry’s Home After Untimely Death

The beloved Matthew Perry left us scratching our heads...

Christina Aguilera Celebrates The 25th Anniversary Of Her Debut Album

It’s officially been a whopping 25 years since Christina...

You Might Also Like

Tyla Teases New Song ‘Push 2 Start’ From The Deluxe Edition Of Her Self-Titled Album

Brace yourself for the deluxe splash of the centuryβ€”Tyla...

Whitney Houston’s Bodyguard Spills Tea on Their Relationship and the Inspiration Behind The Bodyguard

Whitney Houston’s real-life bodyguard, David Roberts, is serving up...

Richard Simmons’ Family Confirm His Cause Of Death

Richard Simmons' spokesperson, Tom Estey, has spilled the beans...

Melissa Barrera Fired From ‘Scream 7’ For Comments on Israel-Hamas War

Breaking News: Scream! Melissa Barrera Ousted from Scream VII! In...

Pamela Anderson Claps Back at Oscars Snub, and Honestly, She’s Unbothered AF

Pamela Anderson did not secure a Best Actress nomination...

β€˜Peacemaker’ Season 2 Has a Premiere Date and We Are SCREAMING

Max (the streaming service, not some dude named Max,...

Miranda Cosgrove Reveals Details About An Upcoming ‘iCarly’ Movie

Miranda Cosgrove is sprinkling some serious hope for the...

Justin Bieber Takes the Art of the Thirst Trap to Frosty New Heights

Justin Bieber just claimed the title of β€œcoolest thing...