Kristen Stewart and Dylan Meyer have once again ventured into the untamed wilderness of Los Angeles in search of sustenance.
The engaged duo, known for their effortless cool and ability to make “grabbing lunch” look like an indie movie scene, were spotted soaking up the February sunshine while dining al fresco on Saturday (because indoor seating is for amateurs).
Kristen, ever the connoisseur of edgy casual wear, rocked an all-black ensemble featuring a T-shirt and denim cutoffs—perfect for maximum leg ventilation. Meanwhile, Dylan served up some sporty chic realness in a red and white jacket paired with white shorts, fully committing to a “varsity meets laid-back brunch” aesthetic.
But wait, the plot thickens! After their meal, the couple was lured into a delightful ambush by none other than the most powerful sales force known to mankind—the Girl Scouts. Witnesses confirm that Kristen and Dylan, unable to resist the siren call of Thin Mints and Samoas, surrendered willingly and left with arms full of cookies.
In other Twilight-adjacent news, Kristen’s old werewolf frenemy, Taylor Lautner, is reportedly howling his way back onto screens in a new show where he’ll be hunting werewolves instead of turning into one. Talk about character growth!
Meanwhile, Kristen is trading in her vampire past to step into the shoes of a historical icon in an upcoming TV series. Will she be a queen? A rebellious outlaw? The woman who finally figures out the true expiration date of Taco Bell hot sauce packets? Only time will tell!
Stay tuned for more updates on celebrities doing normal things but making them look infinitely cooler than the rest of us ever could.
