Kristen Bell has entered the chat—and she’s dragging her husband, Dax Shepard, for his questionable multitasking skills at the 2025 Golden Globes.
The 44-year-old The Good Place star, who is basically everyone’s favorite chaotic good celebrity, decided to share her Golden Globes date-night drama with the world via Instagram. And no, it wasn’t a sweet couple selfie or a heartwarming behind-the-scenes moment—it was Dax being the most Dax he could possibly be.
In the now-viral Instagram Story, Kristen filmed a clip of herself and Dax seated in the star-studded audience while Hollywood icons Harrison Ford and Anthony Mackie did their thing onstage. But instead of soaking in the glitz and glamour, Dax had his eyes glued to… a Detroit Lions game. Yes, this man had his phone balanced between his knees, streaming the Lions versus Vikings showdown like he wasn’t sitting smack dab in the middle of awards-season royalty.
Kristen, ever the queen of shade, captioned the video with a simple yet scathing “#priorities.” A standing ovation for that clapback, please.
Oh, and let’s not forget the stakes here—Kristen was actually nominated for Best Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Series (Music or Comedy) for her role in Netflix’s Nobody Wants This. Spoiler alert: Jean Smart snagged the award for Hacks (again, because of course she did). But the real drama wasn’t on stage—it was Dax playing Fantasy Football Fanatic 101 during what should have been his wife’s big moment.
The couple, who tied the knot in 2013, have been giving us #RelationshipGoals and #RelatableContent ever since. They share two daughters, Lincoln, 11, and Delta, 10, who were probably at home laughing at their dad’s antics like the rest of us.
Dax Shepard, congratulations—you’ve officially gone viral for being that guy. Kristen, we’re rooting for you next year, and maybe bring a pair of blinders for Dax. Or at least some noise-canceling headphones for yourself.