Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker just clocked in for some hardcore step-parenting at its finest. The glam goth duo strutted into West Hollywood’s The Roxy like it was their own red carpet (but, like, with more teenage screaming and bass drops).
Kourtney, age 45 and still cooler than anyone with a Trader Joe’s membership, rocked an oversized olive-green jacket—basically the fashion equivalent of a “don’t talk to me unless you brought snacks” mood—paired with black leggings, because why suffer in jeans when leggings exist?
Her hubby Travis, 49 years young and permanently allergic to color, came dressed like a sexy shadow: all black everything and a backwards baseball cap that screamed, “Yes, I’m famous AND I’m your kid’s drummer dad.”
They were there to cheer on Landon Barker, Travis’ son and walking TikTok thirst trap, who was performing live like the mini rock god he’s been genetically engineered to be.
Meanwhile, in Kardashian Conspiracy Corner…
Earlier in the week, 10-year-old Reign—Kourtney’s youngest chaos goblin—piped up to squash the bonkers internet rumor that Justin Bieber is his real dad. (Spoiler alert: He’s not. But imagine the family Christmas karaoke session if he was. Baby, baby, baby…NO.)
And as if that wasn’t enough tabloid tea to steep, Kourtney also had to shut down another wild rumor: That her oldest, 15-year-old Mason, secretly fathered a baby named Piper. Mason can barely manage his WiFi signal—let’s calm down with the fake baby daddies.
Oh, and Travis casually revealed in a new interview that their baby boy, 1-year-old Rocky, is already showing signs of following in dad’s tattooed footsteps. Can Rocky hold drumsticks yet? Unclear. But can he bang on pots and pans like a rockstar? Absolutely.
The moral of the story? The Kardashians may be chaotic, but they show up. Especially when there’s live music, conspiracy theories, and a strong chance of paparazzi. 🤘✨
