Things are getting hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna between Chet Hanks and Kim Zolciak in the trailer for the latest season of Surreal Life: Villa of Secrets!
In a plot twist no one saw coming, the 33-year-old actor and the 46-year-old Real Housewives of Atlanta star are turning up the heat and giving us enough flirtation to make a romance novelist blush.
Midway through the trailer, our dynamic duo strolls into a room darker than my sense of humor. In a confessional that could double as an ad for awkward compliments, Chet drops the bombshell: “Kim is a MILF.” Cue the collective gasp and side-eye from the viewers.
Next, we see a clip that’s steamier than a kettle on overdrive. Kim is lying in bed, looking like she’s plotting world domination, when Chet, doing his best impression of a gallant knight, plants one knee on the bed and leans down. Kim, ever the realist, can be heard saying, “That’s gonna look so terrible.” Oh, the drama! Oh, the romance! Oh, the inevitable cringe!
But wait, there’s more! Just when you thought it couldn’t get any juicier, Kim drops a plot twist worthy of a telenovela. She announces that after the show, she’s divorcing her husband, ex-NFL player Kroy Biermann. The couple has been locked in a divorce battle that makes Game of Thrones look like a tea party.
And if that’s not enough to make you set your DVR, the season also features a cast more eclectic than a thrift store bargain bin: Ally Brooke, Johnny Weir, Josie Canseco, Macy Gray, O.T. Genasis, and Tyler Posey.
Mark your calendars, because Surreal Life: Villa of Secrets premieres on July 23rd at 9pm ET/PT on MTV. It’s reality TV at its finest—don’t miss it!
