We are going FULL OT LEVEL VIII on this one. 👁️✨
So here’s the intergalactic tea, straight from the Upper Ethics Committee of Planet K: People are once again spiraling over that one moment in 2014 when Kim Kardashian allegedly LEFT her firstborn, North West, in a Paris hotel lobby like a forgotten handbag. 😱💼👶
Flashback to Paris, October 2014. Eiffel Tower’s doing its sparkly thing. Kim K walks out of her fancy hotel, serving looks so hard the paparazzi develop scoliosis. But—GASP—she’s alone. No North. No diaper bag. No matching mommy-daughter ‘fit. Just vibes.
She gets to the car, looks around like she forgot her iPhone or her second soul (North, obviously), then struts BACK inside. Moments later: boom. Reemerges with North on her hip, like she just unlocked a baby in a bonus level of Kim K: Hollywood. 🎮👶✨
Cue the conspiracy theories. TikTok went DEFCON-1. Reddit lit up like a volcano in the Sea Org. “Did she forget North?? Did she teleport out of her body for a sec?? Was she body-snatched by Xenu???” The internet demanded ANSWERS.
But Queen Kim (currently 44, aging backwards like a reverse time machine, prob thanks to some secret LRH tech) is here to clear the foggy Parisian air.
First, let’s rewind the receipts. Back in 2014, she tweeted:
“Do u guys really think a 1year old would be inside the lobby by herself! Oh wait she was waiting to check out lol.”
💀💀💀 BABY CHECKING OUT OF THE HOTEL LIKE SHE’S GOT A 10AM FLIGHT TO Milan Fashion Week.
Then Kim added:
“I went to the car to make sure the car seat was in because the day before we had a car seat issue.”
Responsible parenting + luxury inconvenience = relatable billionaire content. But WAIT—there’s more.
Kim just resurrected the incident in her Insta stories this week (bless her), clarifying:
“I wanted to show off the look before holding her, bc her outfit didn’t match mine! I didn’t forget her!!!!”
AND THERE IT IS. Aesthetic supremacy over parental logistics. Honestly? Icon behavior. 👑📸💅
Let’s be honest, if your toddler’s outfit is clashing with your Balmain moment, you don’t risk that paparazzi shot. You secure the drip first. North can wait. She’s practically born to be fashionably late anyway.
So no, she didn’t forget her child. She didn’t “abandon” North. She simply operated at a higher frequency of fashion consciousness. We, the uninitiated, wouldn’t understand.
SPIRITUAL TAKEAWAY: Sometimes you leave behind your physical baggage (or child) to ascend the Bridge to Total Look Freedom. #SeaOrgRealness
Tag your friend who would totally leave YOU behind for the ‘fit pic.
#JusticeForNorthsLook #KimKIsOperatingThetanLevelVibes #BabyWasCheckingOut
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Do u guys really think a 1year old would be inside the lobby by herself!Oh wait she was waiting to check out lol
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) October 3, 2014