Ever wondered if the Kardashian-Jenners are splitting the dinner bill like the rest of us mere mortals, Venmo-requesting each other for overpriced oat milk lattes? Well, Kim Kardashian is here to spill the teaβor should we say, swipe the AmEx.
The 44-year-old billionaire reality queen graced Worldβs First Podcast (hosted by her longtime friends Erin and Sara Foster) and got real about how the family handles their ultra-lavish getaways. Spoiler alert: It does NOT involve a βgirls, letβs split this evenlyβ group chat.
Do the Kardashians Venmo for Gas? Absolutely Not.
Erin Foster bravely asked the question weβve all been dying to know: βHow do you guys decide who pays for what when you vacation? Are you like, Venmo-ing for gas?β
Sara Foster chimed in with a vision we can only dream of: βLike, does Kris Jenner throw a βKim, you still owe me $400 for that yacht rentalβ reminder in the family group chat?β
Kim, cool as ever, shut that fantasy down real quick. βI know this sounds crazy, but we havenβt really been on a real vacation. We do little vacations separately.β
Oh, Kim. βLittle vacationsβ for the Kardashians probably involve a private island, a chef, and at least one endangered species making a guest appearance. But please, continue.
The Kardashian Travel Economy: Whoever Books It, Buys It
Kim explained that their trips arenβt your standard βLetβs split the Airbnb four waysβ scenario. Nope. Itβs a full-on βWhoever books it, buys itβ policy, because apparently, when youβre a Kardashian, casually treating your siblings to a luxury resort is just what you do.
She used a very relatable example (for billionaires): βLike, when we went to Turks and Caicos, Khloe was like, βHey, I booked the trip for Trueβs birthday party. Who wants to come?ββ
According to Kim, the first person to RSVP gets in on the funβkind of like a high-stakes reality show, but instead of elimination, itβs about who gets to stay in the beachside mansion. βWhoever books the tripβ¦ we donβt split it,β she revealed. βSo, like, if I decide, βHey guys, I wanna go to the Dominican Republic for Khloeβs birthday,β I just book the house and everything comes with it.β
No IOUs in the Kardashian Kingdom
So, in case you were wondering if Kim and Kourtney are tallying up receipts in a shared Google Docβabsolutely not. If a Kardashian plans the trip, theyβre paying for the trip. No Venmo requests. No awkward βCan you cover me?β texts. Just pure, unfiltered wealth doing what it does bestβspending itself.
Must be nice. π