Ever wondered if the Kardashian-Jenners are splitting the dinner bill like the rest of us mere mortals, Venmo-requesting each other for overpriced oat milk lattes? Well, Kim Kardashian is here to spill the tea—or should we say, swipe the AmEx.
The 44-year-old billionaire reality queen graced World’s First Podcast (hosted by her longtime friends Erin and Sara Foster) and got real about how the family handles their ultra-lavish getaways. Spoiler alert: It does NOT involve a “girls, let’s split this evenly” group chat.
Do the Kardashians Venmo for Gas? Absolutely Not.
Erin Foster bravely asked the question we’ve all been dying to know: “How do you guys decide who pays for what when you vacation? Are you like, Venmo-ing for gas?”
Sara Foster chimed in with a vision we can only dream of: “Like, does Kris Jenner throw a ‘Kim, you still owe me $400 for that yacht rental’ reminder in the family group chat?”
Kim, cool as ever, shut that fantasy down real quick. “I know this sounds crazy, but we haven’t really been on a real vacation. We do little vacations separately.”
Oh, Kim. “Little vacations” for the Kardashians probably involve a private island, a chef, and at least one endangered species making a guest appearance. But please, continue.
The Kardashian Travel Economy: Whoever Books It, Buys It
Kim explained that their trips aren’t your standard “Let’s split the Airbnb four ways” scenario. Nope. It’s a full-on “Whoever books it, buys it” policy, because apparently, when you’re a Kardashian, casually treating your siblings to a luxury resort is just what you do.
She used a very relatable example (for billionaires): “Like, when we went to Turks and Caicos, Khloe was like, ‘Hey, I booked the trip for True’s birthday party. Who wants to come?’”
According to Kim, the first person to RSVP gets in on the fun—kind of like a high-stakes reality show, but instead of elimination, it’s about who gets to stay in the beachside mansion. “Whoever books the trip… we don’t split it,” she revealed. “So, like, if I decide, ‘Hey guys, I wanna go to the Dominican Republic for Khloe’s birthday,’ I just book the house and everything comes with it.”
No IOUs in the Kardashian Kingdom
So, in case you were wondering if Kim and Kourtney are tallying up receipts in a shared Google Doc—absolutely not. If a Kardashian plans the trip, they’re paying for the trip. No Venmo requests. No awkward “Can you cover me?” texts. Just pure, unfiltered wealth doing what it does best—spending itself.
Must be nice. 😭