Mother Glitter herself, KESHA, has officially launched her 2025 tour and it’s serving cosmic chaos, neon breakdowns, and serotonin on steroids.
Queen Ke-dollar-sign-ha kicked things off in West Valley City, Utah—because apparently even the Mormons deserve a glitter baptism—and the setlist? BABY. It’s a spiritual journey. A rave in a time machine. A glitter-drenched emotional support rollercoaster with zero seatbelts.
And plot twist: she’s doing it with the SCISSOR SISTERS, which is like mixing Red Bull with holy water. We’re not surviving this summer.
Here’s what Kesha blasted into our eyeballs and souls on night one of the most chaotic, fabulous, unhinged tour of 2025:
🎤 ACT I: Time Traveling to 2010 with Zero Apologies
- Right Round – She said: let’s open with nostalgia and ADHD.
- TiK ToK – National anthem for shower beers and bad decisions.
- Only Love Can Save Us Now – But also… drama remix edition.
- Warrior – Hasn’t done it since 2016, came back like a phoenix with glittery abs.
- Crazy Kids – Only crazy thing is how hard this one slapped.
- C’Mon – Short but effective, like a tequila shot.
- Thinking of You – Haven’t heard this live since Obama was president. ICONIC.
🧟♀️ ACT II: Zombie Kesha Rises
- Out Alive (Interlude) – Video moment to breathe and cry, obvi.
- Sleazy – Trashy banger still smells like glitter and regret.
- BOY CRAZY. – Kesha’s brain on boys: glitchy, horny, vibey.
- Cannibal – Reminder that she WILL eat men if provoked.
- Backstabber / DELUSIONAL. – Literally a duet with her inner demons.
- Take It Off – Spiritually naked, emotionally unstable. Love that.
👽 ACT III: Alien Shaman Kesha
- Blow – She said: confetti cannons or we riot.
- The Drama (Debut!) – New era = even MORE unhinged. We love a premiere.
- Fine Line – For the girls, gays, and thems in emotional limbo.
- Ram Dass Interlude – Yes, that spiritual guru guy. Vibes immaculate.
- Happy – But make it existential.
- Eat the Acid – MAJOR psychedelic breakdown incoming.
🚨 ACT IV: Absolute Glitter Apocalypse
- FREEDOM. – Kesha just flipped off the patriarchy mid-note.
- ATTENTION! – Consider us grabbed, shaken, and screamed at.
- JOYRIDE. (Remix) – We’re in a rave car going 300 mph into the moon.
- YIPPEE-KI-YAY. / Timber – Cowboy boots + breakdowns = yeehaw meltdown.
- RED FLAG. (Debut!) – This one’s for toxic exes and we ate it up.
- Dinosaur – For legal reasons, short but iconic.
- THE ONE. – Spoiler: It’s not your ex.
- Die Young – Still the soundtrack to every bad decision ever made.
✨ Encore: Kesha Ascends to Glitter Heaven
- CATHEDRAL. – Church? No. This is ✨KESHA RELIGION✨ now.
- Praying – We cried. Then screamed. Then cried again.
- Your Love Is My Drug / We R Who We R – One last glitter bomb before the emotional hangover.
Honestly? If this is just the start, by the end of this tour we’re all gonna be feral, unhinged, and spiritually reborn in a pool of body glitter. Kesha didn’t just serve — she catered a four-act buffet of chaos, camp, and catharsis.
Catch her before she ascends to another plane of existence.
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