Kelly Osbourne Claims Critics of Ozempic Are Jealous They “Can’t Afford It”

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Kelly Osbourne is all in for Ozempic, and she’s shouting it from the rooftops like a weight-loss superhero in sparkly spandex!

In a recent interview, the 39-year-old TV personality couldn’t contain her excitement for this magical potion—oops, I mean, type 2 diabetes medication— that’s got folks shedding pounds faster than you can say “cheeseburger with extra cheese, please!” But hold onto your snacks, because her mom, Sharon Osbourne, isn’t exactly giving it a standing ovation. She’s waving a caution flag faster than you can say, “Are those doughnuts?”

Kelly, with her trademark wit, quipped to E! News, “I think it’s fabulous! With a gazillion ways to ditch the flab, why not choose something more exciting than a treadmill? I mean, who wants to sweat when you can just pop a pill and watch Netflix?”

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And what about the haters, you ask? Well, Kelly’s got ’em figured out. “Those naysayers? They’re just jelly beans in a world of kale chips!” she declared. “They’re probably secretly sipping on the Ozempic smoothie while throwing shade. You know, the ones who can’t stop scrolling through Insta-fitness models but can’t afford a gym membership!”

But wait, there’s a twist in this tale of pharmaceutical intrigue! While Ozempic might be a bit heavy on the wallet right now, Kelly assures us it’s worth its weight in gold (or should we say, lost pounds). “Sure, it’s pricy now, but soon it’ll be as cheap as chips because, hello, it actually works!” she proclaimed, with the conviction of someone who’s just discovered the last piece of pizza in the fridge.

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As for Sharon, well, she’s been sipping from the Ozempic cup too, but she’s singing a slightly different tune. “I’m too skinny now,” she confessed, probably while eyeing a plate of carbs longingly. And those side effects? Let’s just say, she’s had a few surprises along the way. But hey, in the quest for the perfect bod, sometimes you’ve gotta roll with the punches (and the occasional upset stomach).

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The Ozempic saga, where weight loss meets family drama meets the high-stakes world of celebrity endorsements. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a date with a tub of ice cream… I mean, a green smoothie. Yeah, definitely a green smoothie.

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