Kelly Clarkson Won’t Allow Her Kids on Social Media

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Kelly Clarkson, maestro of “Mine” and commander of parental wisdom, is spilling the beans on her kiddos’ social media saga with River Rose and Remington Alexander. In an exclusive Saturday rendezvous with People, the 41-year-old songstress, also known as the maestro of mom-dom, unveiled her top-secret, top-notch social media rules for the pint-sized duo she shares with her ex-hubby, Brandon Blackstockโ€”aka the producer extraordinaire.

Hold on to your hashtags, because Kelly is the undisputed queen of parental authority. Brace yourselves for the revelation: her offspring are currently banned from the enchanted kingdom of social media. No TikTok dances, no Instagram escapades, and definitely no Twitter twirls. Nada. Zilch. Zero social media extravaganzas under her roof.

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It turns out, River Rose, the pint-sized negotiator, tried to wheel and deal with the maestro herself. Picture this: a mini lawyer in pigtails, arguing her case for the grand entrance into the social media circus.

In the dramatic showdown, Kelly, the undefeated matriarch of mirth, declared, โ€œThat can be really hard on kids in general but especially kids with parents in the public eye.โ€ She enlightened the masses about her grand proclamation, stating, โ€œSo I have informed them theyโ€™re not allowed to, under my roof, ever have [it].โ€

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Hold on, River Rose, before you whip out your dad defense card, Kelly’s got the mic drop moment ready. โ€œWell, youโ€™re there four days a month. Enjoy that,โ€ she retorted, shutting down any hope of a social media loophole.

And just when you thought the plot thickened, Kelly threw in the plot twist: Dad is not granting social media privileges either. Double trouble in the parental palace! It’s a united front against the digital revolution.

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But fear not, future social media enthusiasts, Kelly’s not a total dictator. She’s open to negotiations in the future, but only if her offspring bring forth a solid argument. Until then, the kingdom of social media remains a distant land for River Rose and Remington Alexander, protected by the ever-vigilant maestro of mom-dom. #ParentingGoals #SocialMediaStandoff

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