🚨 BREAKING: Katy Perry has momentarily pressed pause on belting out bops across America to pop into Paris for some good old-fashioned celebrity mischief with none other than Kim Kardashian and her glam squad.
Yes, while the rest of us were just trying to remember if we left the stove on, Katy freaking Perry was casually strutting through Paris with Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner (a.k.a. the CEO of everyone’s life), and Lauren Sánchez — who’s currently prepping to marry actual Amazon overlord Jeff Bezos. You know, just a typical Thursday night girl gang.
Turns out the whole glittery gang was in town for Lauren’s bachelorette bash. Because when you’re marrying the richest man on Earth, you obviously kick things off in Paris, right? Vegas is for peasants — Paris is for future space wives.
Speaking of space, this isn’t even Katy and Lauren’s first ride together — just weeks ago they literally left the planet on a Blue Origin flight. Some friends go for brunch. Others defy gravity. 💅✨
But don’t worry, Perry fans — your sparkly songstress hasn’t abandoned you. She’s due back in Las Vegas faster than you can say “Firework,” hitting the T-Mobile Arena on Saturday, May 17. She’ll be wrapping the U.S. leg of her Lifetimes tour on May 21 before packing her glitter cannon and heading Down Under for a full month of Aussie concerts.
After that? It’s back to the States in July — presumably with more stories about space travel, Parisian parties, and which Kardashian makes the best travel buddy. (Spoiler: It’s probably Kris. She packs snacks.)
Stay tuned — Katy Perry’s intergalactic pop star saga continues. 🚀🎤🛍️
