Okay, pause the playlist, because the tea just boiled over, exploded, and took the entire kitchen with it: Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have officially hit the “unsubscribe” button on their relationship after NINE chaotic, glittery, firework-filled years.
Yes, Orlando “still hot like it’s 2005” Bloom, 48, and Katy “I kissed a girl and ghosted my fiancé” Perry, 40, are no longer engaged. They’ve returned that metaphorical ring to sender—Valentine’s Day 2019, we hardly knew ye.
Rumors were already sprinting around the internet like toddlers on sugar, but then TMZ dropped the real mic: Orlando showed up to Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez’s space-themed wedding solo. And not just solo—he had “single guy at rich people wedding” energy. No Katy. No glitter. No whipped cream bra. Just Bloom, blooming alone.
These two first locked eyes and maybe lips back in 2016. Then they did that thing where you break up to prove a point in 2017, realized dating apps suck, and rekindled that romance harder than a Sims woohoo animation. Then BOOM—engaged on Valentine’s Day, welcomed baby Daisy in 2020, and now… well, they just logged off.
And no, neither of them have said a single word about it publicly. Probably too busy avoiding each other in the Whole Foods parking lot.
✨So here lies another celebrity love saga: born in flirtation, raised on red carpets, and ended… in Bezos’ wedding shadow. RIP #KatyLando (or #OrKat? idk).✨
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