BREAKING: The royal glam squad just lost its MVP and we are shooketh to the crown. Natasha Archer—aka Kate Middleton’s ultimate fashion whisperer, schedule sorceress, and diary dominator—has officially quit her royal day job. That’s right. Queen Kate’s longtime style ninja is packing up her steamer and heading out the palace gates!
Let’s rewind. Natasha (aka Tash, aka the real power behind the pastel coatdresses) joined the royal circus in 2010. Back then she was just a humble PA, probably dodging corgis and fetching fascinators. Fast forward to 2022 and sis had leveled up to Senior Private Executive Assistant, which sounds like the boss of literally everything from tiaras to tantrums.
Her resume? Flawless. She managed clothing, calendars, and “projects”—which we assume means top-secret missions involving hat pins, plane rides, and making sure Kate doesn’t trip over a rogue child at a ribbon-cutting.
Oh, and plot twist: she married the royal family’s personal paparazzo, Chris Jackson. Like, imagine turning up to work and accidentally walking into a Hallmark rom-com set at Windsor Castle.
Anyway. What’s next for Natasha? Word on the cobblestone streets is she’s diving into “private consultancy,” which either means she’s about to be the Olivia Pope of royal wardrobes or start a very exclusive Bedazzling Empire™.
As for Kate and Wills? They dropped the most British breakup line of all time: “We wish her the very best in the exciting opportunities ahead.” Translation: “Don’t forget us when you’re styling Beyoncé.”
RIP to Kate’s perfect hemlines. The tiara torch has been passed. Will chaos reign in the closet? Will King Charles start dressing like a Hypebeast? Stay tuned, peasants.
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