Kanye West’s latest venture into the world of adult entertainment seems to have fizzled out faster than a firework in a rainstorm. Rumor has it that the rapper, known for his boundary-pushing antics, has had a sudden change of heart about diving headfirst into the realm of porn.
According to a source that goes by the name Kurrco (sounds legit, right?), Kanye has pulled the plug on his grand plan of launching ‘YZY P*RN’. Reportedly, all the hype-building posts have vanished into the digital ether faster than you can say, “Wait, Kanye was doing what now?”
Now, we can’t confirm if this scoop is as real as Kanye’s ego, mainly because Ye himself, who went incognito after the whole porn saga blew up, hasn’t addressed these claims. Maybe he’s too busy brainstorming his next wild idea or trying to figure out if he can wear a crown made of cheese without it melting.
This whole thing started when Kanye dropped a cryptic video on April 24th. In it, the words “4 24 24. YEEZY PORN IS CUMMING” (yes, in all caps, because subtlety is so last season) flashed on the screen. Add a sultry female narrator urging people to check out Yeezy.com, and you’ve got yourself a recipe for chaos.
Even Stormy Daniels’ ex, Mike Moz, was allegedly in talks to hop on board Kanye’s wild ride. He spilled the beans to TMZ about a potential collaboration between Yeezy and his own adult content empire. Mike hinted that this studio wouldn’t be your run-of-the-mill smut factory. Nope, it was supposed to be a game-changer, a disruptor in the world of adult entertainment. Because why settle for ordinary when you can aim for… whatever Kanye thinks is next level?
Naturally, the internet went into meltdown mode faster than Kanye can interrupt an awards show. People were scratching their heads, wondering what happened to the Sunday Services and the gospel albums. “I guess he’s done with God,” one person quipped. Another astutely observed, “Ain’t this the same man who used to swear Kim was the problem?” Ouch, talk about a plot twist juicier than a daytime soap opera.
Kanye West’s foray into the world of adult entertainment might have been nothing more than a blip on the radar. But hey, in the land of Yeezy, anything is possible. Who knows, maybe next week he’ll announce plans to launch a line of edible underwear made from recycled sneakers. Stay tuned.
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“YEEZY PORN IS C*MMING” pic.twitter.com/jx1Y7ji4Rh
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) April 25, 2024