Kanye West Facing Ban From Miami’s Four Seasons

Buy Me A Coffee

GET ON THE LIST - ICONICHIPSTER.COM

Subscribe to IconicHipster.com ~ Receive daily posts plus list-exclusive content straight to your inbox:

We never spam.

In the wacky world of Kanye West, November brought whispers that he and his current missus were playing the separation game – you know, the classic “let’s take a break” dance. Rumor had it that Bianca Censori, Kanye’s other half, sought refuge with her family, who, undoubtedly, were on a mission to talk some sense into her. Fast forward to December, and lo and behold, Bianca returned to Kanye’s clutches. But here’s the kicker – he’s been parading her around like she’s a real-life Kim Kardashian Real Doll. And no, I won’t scar you with Kanye’s latest Instagram escapades, but let’s just say they involve G-strings, dental-floss tops, and a hair color change that screams “Kim K wannabe.” It’s a spectacle, my friends.

See also  Rihanna’s Dad, Ronald Fenty, Passes Away at 70β€”Sending Love, Shade, and Fenty Beauty Vibes to Heaven

Now, bear in mind that Kanye’s been trying to play the “man of God” card for ages, but his recent antics? Well, they’re anything but divine. Meanwhile, the Four Seasons Miami has had enough of Kanye’s shenanigans and basically sent him a “Do Not Disturb, Ever Again” memo. And when a luxury hotel says that, you know you’ve pushed the boundaries of hospitality.

Adding to the growing list of folks who’ve thrown in the towel on Kanye, it seems the Four Seasons Miami has joined the ranks. Picture this: Kanye, the rapper-turned-designer-turned-all-purpose-scourge, decided to set up shop at this swanky hotel, complete with his own recording studio. But alas, trouble followed him like a shadow. The staff, especially the security team, couldn’t tolerate his late-night shenanigans with a revolving door of guests.

See also  Kristin Cavallari Thinks Kanye West Is A Clone And Explains Why On Her Podcast

One particularly wild night featured Kanye donning a black Ku Klux Klan mask (because why not?) during the Art Basel festival. The result? A parade of about 15 SUVs shuttling in and out of the hotel until the ungodly hour of 5 a.m. No wonder the hotel isn’t rolling out the red carpet for Kanye’s return – they’ve had enough of the chaos.

While Kanye may be temporarily out of town, his return might not be met with open arms. The reps for the hotel are tight-lipped, and Kanye’s publicist is apparently MIA. In the meantime, as he gears up for his “Vultures” album release, Kanye attempted a little fence-mending, offering an apology to the Jewish community in Hebrew. Classic Kanye move.

See also  Noor Alfallah Comments On Rumors She's Dating Bill Maher After Being Spotted Out Together

So, as Kanye and Bianca frolicked in LA over the holidays, it turns out Kanye had set up shop in Miami for a spell. Go figure. The Four Seasons is well within its rights to give Kanye the boot, especially if he’s turning their five-star haven into a circus. Here’s a thought: maybe, just maybe, we should let Kanye stay canceled, and spare the world from the spectacle of a “Kanye comeback.”

Comments area

Sidebar

Must Read

Arizona Man Indicted For Plotting Mass Shooting At Bad Bunny Concert

So, picture this: a 58-year-old dude from Arizona, Mark...

Chris Pine Comments On Whether He’ll Return For ‘The Princess Diaries 3’

So, Chris Pineβ€”yes, the guy who made hearts swoon...

Prince William Reveals Why He Missed Attending The Paris Olympics

Prince William, a.k.a. the future king and unofficial royal...

Kristen Stewart To Star In Vampire Movie ‘Flesh of the Gods’ With Oscar Isaac

Guess who's sinking their fangs back into the vampire...

Travis Kelce’s Barber Reveals Details About Travis’ Relationship With Taylor Swift

Travis Kelce’s barber, Patrick Regan, is spilling the tea! The...

SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR JUST WOKE UP AND CHOSE SLAYβ€”LITERALLY.

🩸πŸ’ͺ✨ The Vampirepocalypse Workout Chronicles Begin Sarah Michelle β€œThe Slayer...

You Might Also Like

Gary Oldman Reveals What Role He’d Want To Play In New ‘Harry Potter’ TV Series

In today’s magical news, Gary Oldmanβ€”yes, the Gary Oldman,...

Ice Spice Announces World Tour And Releases New Details About Her Album ‘Y2K’

Ice Spice just dropped some colossal news this Wednesday...

JoJo Siwa Shows Off Her New Style At The iHeartRadio Music Awards

Picture this: a 20-year-old JoJo Siwa strutting onto the...

Nicole Scherzinger Says Being In The Pussycat Dolls Was “Very Difficult”

Nicole Scherzinger, now a sprightly 46-year-old, has been reflecting...

Taylor Swift to Attend Beyonce’s ‘Renaissance’ Film Premiere in London

Our favorite snake-owning, cardigan-loving pop sensation, Taylor Swift, apparently...

Zendaya Spotted with Engagement Ringβ€”Internet Goes Wild!

Zendaya, our queen of effortless cool, has officially stepped...

Adrien Brody Wins Second Oscar, Tosses Chewed Relic to Girlfriend Like a True Champion

It’s officialβ€”Adrien Brody’s gum is now the most iconic...