In the wild world of politics, Kamala Harris has just revealed something critical—she’s a hardcore Swiftie. Yep, she’s more into “Shake It Off” than “Stop the Steal,” leaving former President Donald Trump sulking in a corner with a playlist of conspiracy theories and breakup speeches.
It all started when Trump, in a fit of musical rage, declared on his social media platform, “I hate Taylor Swift!” (What a bold move for a man already struggling with a reputation for bad decisions.) Kamala’s campaign wasted no time and hit back with a Swift-tastic statement, packed with more Taylor references than your average high schooler’s diary.
Their press release, cheekily titled “Trump’s Bad Week (Taylor’s Version),” kicks off with this gem: “It’s Safe (& Sound) to say Donald Trump is Down Bad. Mr. Not-at-all-Fine has been working through his feelings all week, whining about his Champagne Problems…” Ouch. Someone get Trump a box of tissues and a breakup playlist.
Sarafina Chitika, Harris’ spokesperson, didn’t hold back either. She continued with a level of snark only rivaled by Swift herself, saying, “His rambling, yelling, and never-ending conspiracy theories have everyone wondering if The Man is just too emotional to handle being president. Call It What You Want, but honestly, this is Nothing New for the Smallest Man Who Ever Lived.” Swift burns, anyone?
Of course, the release didn’t miss a chance to throw in a few more lyrical jabs. References to songs like “Mr. Perfectly Fine” (now hilariously dubbed “Mr. Not-at-All Fine”), “Shake It Off,” “Bad Blood,” and “We Are Never Getting Back Together” were sprinkled in like glitter on a Swift concert poster. It was like a Taylor Swift Easter egg hunt, but for political drama.
The cherry on top? They didn’t even bother to mention Trump’s original rant. Why dignify it when you can just throw a Swift lyric at it and call it a day? That’s the kind of energy we can get behind—sass, shade, and a dash of pop star power. Taylor Swift may not be running for office, but if Harris keeps up these sick burns, she might just want to keep a mic drop handy for the next debate.
NEW from @KamalaHQ: Trump's Bad Week (Taylor's Version)
Mr. Not-at-all Fine spent his week working through his feelings, spouting conspiracy theories, and whining about his Champagne Problems
Call It What You Want, but it’s Nothing New for the Smallest Man Who Ever Lived >>> pic.twitter.com/armGoGIqsv
— Sarafina Chitika (@SarafinaChitika) September 15, 2024