Kamala Harris Delivers Presidential Election Concession Speech At Howard University

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Kamala Harris has graciously handed over the 2024 presidential election to Donald Trump. Cue dramatic music.

The Vice President, who was all set to make history as the first woman president of the United States (well, not this time), took to the stage on Wednesday, November 6, at Howard University to give a speech that was part concession, part pep talk, and full of unexpected wisdom.

“There are a lot of things I could say right now,” she began, staring into the camera with that familiar “I’m going to say something profound” look. “But mostly, I just want to say, ‘Congratulations, Donald Trump, you won. I’m calling it.’” (OK, she didn’t actually say that, but it would have been amazing if she did.)

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Harris, who had a nice little chat with Trump earlier that day (probably while sipping some very cold coffee), congratulated the President-elect and promised a smooth transition of power. “We’re going to be like good neighbors who borrowed each other’s lawnmowers once or twice. Peacefully. Mowing.” She did say, though, that America’s light of hope will continue to shine, even if it’s a little dimmer today. But we’ll keep trying!

“But here’s the thing,” Kamala continued with an almost mystical tone, as if pulling a rabbit out of a hat. “The results may not be what we wanted. We wanted fireworks, glitter, and a confetti shower, but instead, we got a soggy, ‘meh’ parade. But it’s okay! We fight for what’s right. And that’s why this isn’t over, people. The fight for freedom, fairness, and dignity will continue… just maybe not with me at the front of the line.”

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Kamala then dropped a couple of truth bombs for the young people watching. “It’s okay to feel sad and disappointed, you know, because this whole ‘winning’ thing doesn’t always go according to plan. But listen up: I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again—When we fight, we win. And sometimes that fight just takes… a little longer. Like a lot longer. So hang tight!”

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With a final smile and a well-placed hair flip, she signed off, leaving us all wondering: Does this mean she’s running in 2028? (She didn’t confirm or deny, but we’re ready to keep that hope alive!)

Oh, and if you missed the speech? Don’t worry, you can catch the full thing starting at 2:23:00. (Because really, who needs the first two hours of political drama anyway?)

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