Justin Bieber was out here just trying to exist, but the paparazzi had other plans—namely, triggering his inner drama king with the most outrageous, uncalled-for phrase imaginable: “Thank you.”
Yes, you read that right. The Biebs, our beloved “Peaches” provider, got big mad when a photog had the audacity to be polite. He stopped dead in his tracks, turned to the guy, and basically hit him with a verbal “Excuse me, WHAT did you just say??”
Justin, clearly on a mission to educate the masses, schooled the poor pap on why thanking him was the height of disrespect—because apparently, in Bieberland, gratitude is the real villain.
This all went down outside Beverly Glen Deli in LA, where Justin and Hailey had just finished a wholesome breakfast (possibly pancakes, possibly a confrontation smoothie). But their peaceful morning came crashing down when the paps swarmed like seagulls at a beach picnic.
Justin, ever the philosopher, informed the camera dude to stick to his job—click, don’t talk—because JB wasn’t here for small talk or weirdly formal good manners.
Now, Bieber isn’t usually this snappy, which makes this moment all the more mysterious and entertaining. Maybe he woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Maybe his eggs were runny. Maybe “Thank you” secretly unlocks a past trauma. Who knows?!
Meanwhile, let’s not forget the real tea—Justin and Hailey being seen in public together. After last month’s break-up rumors had the internet clutching its pearls, this little breakfast date seems to be their way of saying, “Relax, we’re still married and still matching our outfits.”
So, what did we learn today? Thanking Justin Bieber is apparently a no-go. You may now resume your regularly scheduled program. 🚀