Justin Baldoni’s Alleged Basement Blues: The Hilarious Premiere Night Drama You Never Knew You Needed

Buy Me A Coffee

The Justin Baldoni basement saga is here, and it’s juicier than the plot of It Ends with Us! Rumor mills and social media sleuths have been on fire since whispers of an alleged on-set feud turned into a full-blown spectacle following the filmโ€™s New York City premiere at AMC Lincoln Square on August 6, 2024. And now? Weโ€™ve got alleged audio that might just blow the lid off this cinematic soap opera.

The Setup: A Red Carpet Mismatch
Apparently, the red carpet at the premiere was more of a red flag. Justin Baldoni, who not only directed the film but also co-starred in it, was noticeably missing from group photos. Not even a selfie with Blake Lively? Suspicious. Naturally, social media investigators worked overtime and concluded there had to be dramaโ€”like, Grade-A, popcorn-worthy drama.

But wait, thereโ€™s more! Justinโ€™s lawyer, Bryan Freedman (because every great Hollywood feud needs a lawyer cameo), strutted onto Megyn Kellyโ€™s show like it was his own legal-themed talk show. He unveiled a voice memo allegedly recorded by Justin himself during the premiere. And friends, this memo? Itโ€™s a rollercoaster of emotions, basement vibes, and philosophical revelations.

See also  Justin Baldoni Releases New Video Addressing Concern That 'It Ends With Us' Glamorizes Domestic Violence

The Memo Heard โ€˜Round the Internet
Letโ€™s set the scene: Justin, in the basement (because apparently, the upstairs was Blake Lively territory), recording his thoughts with the dramatic flair of a Shakespearean soliloquy. Hereโ€™s a breakdown of what went down:

“On what could have been one of the most beautiful nights of my life career-wise…”

Translation: Justin was ready for his main character moment but got demoted to supporting cast.

“…I literally was sent to the basement with all my friends and family for over an hour…”

Thatโ€™s right. Justin, his crew, and presumably some confused ushers were all banished to the basement. Did they get free popcorn down there? No idea.

“…She didnโ€™t want me anywhere near her or the rest of the cast.”

This is starting to sound like high school prom drama but with movie stars. Who knew the Hollywood red carpet had cliques?

“…We start laughing because of the ridiculousness of this whole thing…”

Picture this: Justin and his squad in the basement, giggling like theyโ€™re at a slumber party. Basement vibes: immaculate.

“…None of that shโ€“ matters, none of it. Thatโ€™s not why weโ€™re in the businessโ€ฆ”

Cue the deep artist monologue. Itโ€™s not about fame, yโ€™all. Itโ€™s about the art. And maybe the basement acoustics helped him get in touch with his soul.

“…Weโ€™re in it because weโ€™re artists and we believe in what we do…”

Plot twist: Justinโ€™s basement exile was basically method acting for his next indie film, Basement Diaries: A Journey of Love and Light.

“…Light and love will win.”

If this isnโ€™t the tagline for It Ends with Us 2: Basement Boogaloo, what even is Hollywood doing?

See also  Liam Payneโ€™s Friend & Two Others Escape Legal Drama Faster Than a One Direction Reunion

The Aftermath
As of now, nothing has been verified. Blake Livelyโ€™s camp is silent, Justinโ€™s lawyer is probably drafting his next press statement, and the basement at AMC Lincoln Square is trending on Yelp.

Was this a genuine case of artistic persecution or just a wildly misinterpreted logistical hiccup? Who knows! But one thingโ€™s for sure: the internet will keep dissecting this drama until we all collectively forget it happened (or until the next Hollywood feud takes center stage).

See also  Lily Allen Claims Her Kids "Ruined" Her Music Career

Stay tuned, because in Hollywood, the drama never endsโ€”it just moves to the basement. ๐ŸŽค

Comments area

Sidebar

Must Read

Shawn Mendes Drops New Album ‘Shawn’ and It’s Basically a Musical Hugโ€”Stream It Now!

Shawn Mendes has gone and dropped his brand-spanking-new self-titled...

King Charles Unveils Vision for Britain’s Future in King’s Speech

King Charles has just waltzed into the State Opening...

Meghan Markle’s Weight Loss Raises Eyebrows

It seems like Meghan Markle's transformation has sent the...

Kristen Bell Talks About ‘Veronica Mars’ And ‘The Good Place’ Reboots

Kristen Bell is dishing on her all-time fave TV...

Paris Hilton Slams Fans Who Are Making Fun of Her Son Phoenix’s Appearance

Paris Hilton is firing back at the social media...

Nina Agdal And Logan Paul Are Expecting Their First Child Together

Guess what? Itโ€™s raining babies in celebrity land! Model...

You Might Also Like

Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift’s Kiss on New Years

Guess what happened on New Year's Eve? Taylor Swift...

Tia Mowry Opens Up About Her Falling Out With Twin Sister Tamera Mowry-Housley

Tia Mowry just dropped some emotional tea about her...

Trevor Noah to Host the 2024 Grammy Awards

Trevor Noah just dropped a bombshell of hilarity! In the...

Super Bowl Chaos: Grocery Store Mascots Assemble for Instacartโ€™s Wildest Ad Yet!

Instacart is officially crashing the Super Bowl party, and...

Carrie Underwood Drops the Mic and Some Big News After Rockinโ€™ NYE Performance

Carrie Underwood kicked off 2025 with a bangโ€”and probably...

‘House of the Dragon’ Season Two Trailer

The sneak peek of the upcoming season of House...

Statement About Meghan Markle By Prince Harry Deleted From Royal Family Website

Hold onto your teacups, because there's a royal shake-up...

Brooke Gomez, Bethenny Frankel’s Interior Designer, Found Dead

Hold onto your throw pillows and brace yourselves for...

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Made the Late Queen Elizabeth “As Angry As Ever”

Breaking News: Queen Elizabeth II Furious After Prince Harry...