Okay, somebody please check the T. rex’s bank account because “Jurassic World Rebirth” just absolutely body-slammed the box office and we’re still clutching our popcorn like it’s a flotation device. This movie did not come to play — it came to chomp.
🚨 $147.3 million in the U.S. alone for its five-day weekend (yes, it basically had a weeklong birthday party). And globally? $318.3 million! That’s not just a success, that’s a “build me a solid gold dinosaur toilet” level of rich. It’s officially the second biggest global launch for a Jurassic flick, which means someone out there is crying tears of joy into a velociraptor-shaped champagne flute.
🎬 The film stars Scarlett Johansson (aka your crush’s crush), Mahershala Ali (aka peak elegance), and Jonathan Bailey (aka the gay panic starter pack). Together, they’re like the Avengers of dino drama.
Hollywood insiders were like “meh, maybe it’ll make $100 to $120 million.” LMAOOO okay Miss Cleo, guess again! Every single day since this thing hit theaters, the money just kept stacking like dino bones in a museum. It’s giving “Oops, we accidentally printed money.”
Apparently, NO ONE was expecting this much success — which is crazy considering the film features giant prehistoric murder lizards, hot people running in slow motion, and at least three emotional speeches about science. Of course it was gonna slay.
So yeah, dinosaurs are BACK, baby. Extinct where?! Jurassic World Rebirth just made the entire planet scream “RAWR XD” and swipe their credit cards.
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