JoJo Siwa’s $900 VIP Tickets Let Fans Do Manual Labor—What a Deal!

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JoJo Siwa is officially redefining what it means to be a “VIP.” Forget champagne lounges and backstage pampering—how about some good old-fashioned hard labor?

The 21-year-old former Dance Moms star is hitting the road this summer with her new tour, and she’s offering a “Dream Guest” VIP package that costs up to $945 per ticket, depending on the city. That’s right, folks—for nearly a thousand bucks, you too can become an unpaid roadie!

So…What Exactly Are You Paying For?
JoJo says her “dream guests” will get to help the crew set up for the show. Yes, you read that right. You’re not just watching the magic—you’re MAKING IT HAPPEN.

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“You are actually going to get to come during while we’re loading in the show, and you’re gonna get to kind of help us set it up,” JoJo told Access Hollywood, making it sound like a dream opportunity rather than the most expensive part-time job ever.

For your $900, you’ll get to:
✅ Help JoJo test the drums and DJ booth—because nothing screams VIP like doing soundcheck for free.
Give song selection input—which she may or may not completely ignore.
Meet JoJo before the show and take a photo, presumably before she hands you a wrench and asks you to tighten some bolts.
✅ Receive exclusive autographed memorabilia that JoJo wore during the show, which is either super cool or just a creative way to sell used clothing.

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Can I Pay Extra to Do the Laundry Too?
If $945 feels a little steep for an internship in the music industry, don’t worry—there are cheaper VIP options available. No word yet on whether those include sweeping the stage or helping unload the tour bus, but at this rate, anything’s possible.

For those interested in experiencing the full JoJo Siwa roadie fantasy, tickets are available now on Ticketmaster. Just don’t forget to stretch before lifting those speakers!

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