JoJo “Bow Bow” Siwa just hit us with a plot twist hotter than a TikTok breakup livestream: she’s queer, happy, and dating a man. 😱 Yes, that JoJo. The glitter queen. The human confetti cannon. The one who could blind you with a single sequin blast. Yup, she’s got a new boo — and it’s Celebrity Big Brother’s own Chris Hughes, aka Tall Blonde Softboy Supreme™️.
So what’s the tea? Is she straight now? Is she bi? Is she still the poster child for rainbow chaos? The answer is: YES, but also no, but also… she’s QUEER and vibing. And honestly? That’s the mood.
“I think the most beautiful term now is queer,” JoJo told E! while probably bedazzling a toaster or something. “It’s like, hey, I’m just me. I’m not a Google Form, stop trying to checkbox me!”
And she’s not wrong. JoJo basically said sexuality is a rainbow, but not the normal kind — it’s one of those double rainbows you only see on mushrooms. 🌈✨ “There are places on the rainbow we haven’t even discovered yet,” she added, sounding like the gay Dora the Explorer. “Swipe left on gender norms, babes!”
But let’s talk about Chris — aka the man who made JoJo drop her jaw, her labels, and possibly her glitter budget. 🧍♂️💘
“With Christopher, I never second guess my feelings,” she said. “Like, it’s pure joy. When I think about him, it’s joy. When I talk about him, it’s joy. When I sneeze near him, it’s a Disney song.”
This is the kind of sappy love that makes Nicholas Sparks novels look like awkward Tinder DMs.
So what does this all mean? Basically, JoJo is still queer, still iconic, still living in a Lisa Frank fantasy — she just so happens to be loving a dude right now. Love is love, and JoJo is JoJo. Labels? Out. Sequins? Always in. Chris Hughes? Somehow got the final rose and the glitter crown.
Let’s be real: the only label JoJo’s wearing is “limited edition holographic love warrior.” 💥💖💫
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