🚨JoJo Siwa Says Love Is Love, Labels Are Out, and Chris Hughes Is Her Unexpected Hetero Plot Twist! 🚨

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JoJo “Bow Bow” Siwa just hit us with a plot twist hotter than a TikTok breakup livestream: she’s queer, happy, and dating a man. 😱 Yes, that JoJo. The glitter queen. The human confetti cannon. The one who could blind you with a single sequin blast. Yup, she’s got a new boo — and it’s Celebrity Big Brother’s own Chris Hughes, aka Tall Blonde Softboy Supreme™️.

So what’s the tea? Is she straight now? Is she bi? Is she still the poster child for rainbow chaos? The answer is: YES, but also no, but also… she’s QUEER and vibing. And honestly? That’s the mood.

“I think the most beautiful term now is queer,” JoJo told E! while probably bedazzling a toaster or something. “It’s like, hey, I’m just me. I’m not a Google Form, stop trying to checkbox me!”

And she’s not wrong. JoJo basically said sexuality is a rainbow, but not the normal kind — it’s one of those double rainbows you only see on mushrooms. 🌈✨ “There are places on the rainbow we haven’t even discovered yet,” she added, sounding like the gay Dora the Explorer. “Swipe left on gender norms, babes!”

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But let’s talk about Chris — aka the man who made JoJo drop her jaw, her labels, and possibly her glitter budget. 🧍‍♂️💘

“With Christopher, I never second guess my feelings,” she said. “Like, it’s pure joy. When I think about him, it’s joy. When I talk about him, it’s joy. When I sneeze near him, it’s a Disney song.”

This is the kind of sappy love that makes Nicholas Sparks novels look like awkward Tinder DMs.

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So what does this all mean? Basically, JoJo is still queer, still iconic, still living in a Lisa Frank fantasy — she just so happens to be loving a dude right now. Love is love, and JoJo is JoJo. Labels? Out. Sequins? Always in. Chris Hughes? Somehow got the final rose and the glitter crown.

Let’s be real: the only label JoJo’s wearing is “limited edition holographic love warrior.” 💥💖💫

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