This real-life fanfic is spiraling out of control and we’re fully here for it.
Our favorite glitter queen JoJo Siwa (age 22, rainbow energy level: maximum) is apparently in a full-blown romantic rom-com with Chris Hughes, 32-year-old reality TV heartthrob and certified simp. These two met on Celebrity Big Brother UK — and what started as side-eyes and shared snacks has mutated into full-on let’s-get-married-in-the-countryside-while-unicorns-sob-in-the-background vibes. 🦄💍
Let’s unpack this cinematic fever dream, shall we?
Chris, who is now operating solely on JoJo-shaped oxygen, said meeting her gave him “a magical feeling.” Um sir??? Hogwarts WHO? Scientology auditing level WHO?? Love is the new superpower and this man is levitating.
“She is the most precious person,” Chris said while staring longingly into a glitter-scented void. “It was SERENDIPITY!”
SERENDIPITY? Chris is speaking like he’s the lead in a Hallmark Christmas movie that somehow stars JoJo Siwa and zero actual logic. Someone get this man a time machine and a ring light.
He then admitted to watching old Big Brother clips like they were security camera footage of his soulmate. “I adored the ground she walked on,” he said, confirming he’s officially lost in the sauce.
THEN… like a rom-com that got hijacked by the Disney Channel, he flew to Mexico City to surprise her. Cue the crying mariachi band. 🎺💔
“I was SO nervous even though we lived together for three weeks!” — Sir, you were sharing shampoo. This is rom-drama.
They had their first kiss in Orlando (where all great love stories are born) and Chris said it felt “like a movie.” Not a Marvel movie, more like a campy 2004 Lindsay Lohan flick — with confetti explosions and JoJo screaming “YASSSSS” mid-kiss.
And now?? He’s OBSESSED.
“I love her skin, her eyes, her smile…” — Okay Edward Cullen. Chill before you imprint.
He’s telling her every day that he loves her and already fantasizing about their wedding. Like — full British countryside wedding with tea, scones, doves, and JoJo doing choreography down the aisle in a Swarovski-studded tulle explosion of a dress.
“I’d LOVE to marry her,” he confessed. “I can already see the whole thing.”
Chris is locked in, baptized in Siwa sparkle, and ready to be JoJo’s husband, TikTok cameraman, AND backup dancer. The man is GONE.
Will JoJo say yes? Will their love survive TikTok trends and hair glitter shortages?? Will Chris get her face tattooed on his chest??
Stay tuned. 💅💣
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