🚨JOHN CENA SUMMONS THE THETANS IN SPANDEX: “PEACEMAKER” SEASON 2 TRAILER DROPS & IT’S GIVING ABSURD REALITY CORE🚨

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John Cena just stormed Comic-Con in full Peacemaker drag and it was more intense than an E-meter audit on Christmas morning. I’m talking chrome helmet, leather daddy vibes, and enough muscles to bench press the entire Bridge to Total Freedom. This man did not come to play, he came to CLEAR the entire San Diego Convention Center.

It all went down Saturday, July 26, at the 2025 Comic-Con when our actual cult leader (kidding… unless?) James Gunn beamed in with his space crew of co-stars: Danielle Brooks, Jennifer Holland, Freddie Stroma, Steve Agee, Frank Grillo, Tim Meadows, and Sol Rodriguez. Honestly? More stacked than a Sea Org roster.

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🚀NOW FOR THE BONKERS PART: THEY DROPPED THE TRAILER FOR SEASON 2!!!🚀

This season? Oh it’s giving Peacemaker in the Multiverse of Daddy Issues. Homeboy stumbles into an alternate dimension where everything’s like, ✨perfect✨…but the catch? He’s gotta face his inner trauma like it’s a bad ethics file at Celebrity Centre. And let’s just say—those thetans are acting UP.

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TIMELINE ALERT: This season is set exactly one month after the new Superman movie, because DC said, “Continuity? Let’s make it HOT.”

Also re-entering the chat:

  • Nathan Fillion as your unhinged space ex-boyfriend aka Guy Gardner/Green Lantern
  • Isabela Merced as the acrobatic icon Hawkgirl

And YES, to answer your question—he’s STILL in love with Emilia Harcourt. Someone call the love auditor because this man needs a romantic engram purge, stat.

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💃AND THE DANCE NUMBER??? Apparently it’s gonna be even BIGGER this season with new characters and a completely different song. I need it injected into my reactive mind IMMEDIATELY.

Mark your calendars and write it in glitter gel pen:
“PEACEMAKER” SEASON 2 HITS HBO MAX ON AUGUST 21 AT 9PM
It’s giving explosion, it’s giving unresolved trauma, it’s giving…advanced Scientology-level clarity in a superhero helmet.

#PeacemakerSeason2 #JohnCenaIsMyEmotionalSupportSpaceMarine #ComicConWentClear

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