Welp, dust off your 2009 gossip brain because Jessica Simpson and Jeremy Renner are lowkey (or highkey?) reigniting the rumor mill, and honestly, it’s the throwback couple chaos we never knew we needed.
Let’s rewind the clock: roughly 15 years ago (aka 83 pop culture lifetimes), Jessica and Jeremy were the subjects of spicy dating rumors. Nothing was confirmed, but let’s just say the vibes were vibing. Fast forward to 2025, and the two are suddenly popping up in each other’s Instagram comments like it’s flirty little 2011 all over again. 🕵️♀️💬
But wait, there’s more! Jessica just hopped on her Instagram Story soapbox to gush—like, full-on Hallmark card levels—about Jeremy’s new memoir My Next Breath. She called him her “dear friend and perspective motivator” (which sounds like either a guru or a really helpful Peloton instructor), and said his audiobook is so touching that if it doesn’t make you cry, you might actually be a robot. 🚨
“If the vulnerability and truth within his audiobook doesn’t make you cry or inspire you to live your life to the fullest, you are not human!” she wrote, and now we’re all re-evaluating our emotional status and maybe calling our therapists. 🧠📞
Of course, this all comes just a few months after Jessica announced her split from husband Eric Johnson, ending a decade-long marriage. So naturally, the internet has entered full rom-com speculation mode. Will Jeremy be her next chapter? Is he the notebook to her tear-soaked memoir moment? Will their DMs see more traffic than LAX on a Friday?
Honestly, we don’t know. But if their Instagram comments keep getting cuter, we’re gonna need popcorn, a soft blanket, and possibly a wedding hashtag. 💍✨
Stay tuned. This isn’t just nostalgia—this is celebrity love lore.
