Oh, Jessica Alba said, “Hot Girl Summer starts now,” and she meant it. Fresh off her February divorce from longtime hubby Cash Warren (RIP to that era), our girl Jess is already out here living her best rom-com life — in London, no less. Bridget Jones, move aside.
The 44-year-old actress was seen on Sunday (May 19) getting real cozy with a mystery man who is currently listed in our files as: “Handsome Stranger With Shoulder-Rubbing Skills.” The two were spotted in Regent’s Park, looking like a Nicholas Sparks novel on legs. According to footage obtained by IconicHipster.com, this mystery dude crept up behind Jessica and started rubbing her shoulders like he was auditioning for The Bachelor: British Invasion.
But wait, it gets juicier.
Eyewitnesses (aka nosy park walkers living for the drama) told the outlet, “They looked very intimate.” Translation: They were all up in each other’s personal space like two teenagers at a school dance. They walked hand-in-hand, rented out deck chairs (how British and adorable?), and apparently had a full-on makeout session in the middle of the park. Love was literally in the air — along with possibly some pollen.
“It looked very much like a new relationship,” the onlooker added, probably while sipping tea and calling their group chat like, “Y’all, Jessica Alba is smooching a new man in front of me. Send snacks.”
In case you missed the gossip memo: Jessica and businessman Cash Warren officially filed for divorce earlier this year after being married since 2008. They’ve got three kids together — Honor (16), Haven (13), and Hayes (7) — who are probably rolling their eyes right now like, “Mom, please stop trending.”
No word yet on the identity of the mystery man, but you can bet the internet sleuths are already working overtime. Until then, we’re just going to assume he’s either a charming poet, a soft-spoken barista, or a secret royal with a foot massage license.
Stay tuned, lovers. Jessica’s next chapter is looking spicy. 🌶💋🇬🇧
