Jennifer Lawrence Pops Out Baby No. 2, Finally Ending Weeks of “Is She, Isn’t She?” Speculation

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Well, it’s official—Jennifer Lawrence has indeed spawned again! After weeks of internet sleuths analyzing every inch of her torso like a top-secret government file, sources have finally confirmed that the 34-year-old Hunger Games icon has welcomed baby number two with husband Cooke Maroney.

Honestly, this isn’t shocking. The first clue? She was recently spotted not looking like she swallowed a beach ball. Paparazzi, known for their elite detective work (like identifying Starbucks orders from 50 feet away), noticed the missing bump and immediately deduced: baby = born.

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Now, People has put the rumor mill to rest, confirming that yes, Jennifer and Cooke have indeed expanded their family. Their firstborn, a three-year-old named Cy, is probably still processing the fact that he now has to share toys, snacks, and parental attention. Tough break, kid.

Jennifer’s pregnancy was first announced back in October 2024, and an insider had hinted at her due date shortly after. Because, you know, celebrities can’t even grow a human in peace without someone whispering, “She’s approximately 7.5 months along, based on our high-tech baby bump calculations.”

So, congrats to JLaw and Cooke on their new addition! We eagerly await baby number two’s name, and more importantly, whether they’ll go with another short and mysterious moniker. Maybe Zy? Bo? A single punctuation mark? Stay tuned.

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Jennifer Lawrence Pops Out Baby No. 2, Finally Ending Weeks of “Is She, Isn’t She?” Speculation

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