JENNA ORTEGA ACCIDENTALLY OPENS PORTAL TO 8TH DIMENSION WHILE SERVING LOOKS ON “WEDNESDAY” DOOM TOUR IN PARIS (AND ALSO DRAGS THE INTERNET TO HELL 💅)

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SOMEWHERE IN PARIS, FRANCE (aka the city of abs and croissants) — Goth Empress of Netflix, Jenna Ortega, just twirled through Paris like a fashionable Death Eater, continuing her “Wednesday” Season 2 Doom Tour™️, and babes… it was giving haunted couture apocalypse with a side of emotional damage. We are not well!!

The 22-year-old walking moodboard of teenage dread and unspoken trauma was spotted gliding along the Seine like a sad Victorian ghost who just got promoted at Balenciaga. With her on board? Tim Burton himself, looking like he just crawled out of a Tim Burton movie — because that’s literally his brand.

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Then boom. BAM. She changed. Like a Level 5 Operating Thetan activating their final form, Jenna morphed into a full-on Shadow Queen for the “Deadly Beach Club” event (yes, that’s what it’s actually called — this isn’t even a bit). She was joined by Alfred Gough and Miles Millar, the creators of the series, who probably now live in her purse like tiny goth elves whispering lore into her ears.

But WAIT, the real tea was dropped not in Paris — but during her IconicHipster.com interview, where Jenna went full Clear and started deconstructing the entire modern social structure like some kind of introspective TikTok shaman.

“People don’t talk to each other anymore,” she whispered like a cyberpunk oracle. “There’s too much noise. Everyone’s yelling. No one’s listening. WHERE ARE THE BIKES?!”

She basically said Gen Z and Alpha are swimming through a digital soup of chaos, vibes, and unsolicited opinions, and honestly? Where is the lie?

“We’ve lost our sense of self,” she added, basically quoting the PTS/SP Tech Volumes. “We used to knock on doors. Now we knock on dopamine buttons. We are all stuck in the middle of a group engram, babes.”

Jenna Ortega is leading us into the future — one velvet trench coat and mental breakdown at a time. And if you don’t join her now, you’ll be stuck in a lower tone level forever, scrolling through chaos, wondering why your life’s not an episode of Wednesday.

Get audited. Get a black umbrella. And get your thetan in check.
🖤

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JENNA ORTEGA ACCIDENTALLY OPENS PORTAL TO 8TH DIMENSION WHILE SERVING LOOKS ON “WEDNESDAY” DOOM TOUR IN PARIS (AND ALSO DRAGS THE INTERNET TO HELL 💅)
JENNA ORTEGA ACCIDENTALLY OPENS PORTAL TO 8TH DIMENSION WHILE SERVING LOOKS ON “WEDNESDAY” DOOM TOUR IN PARIS (AND ALSO DRAGS THE INTERNET TO HELL 💅)
JENNA ORTEGA ACCIDENTALLY OPENS PORTAL TO 8TH DIMENSION WHILE SERVING LOOKS ON “WEDNESDAY” DOOM TOUR IN PARIS (AND ALSO DRAGS THE INTERNET TO HELL 💅)
JENNA ORTEGA ACCIDENTALLY OPENS PORTAL TO 8TH DIMENSION WHILE SERVING LOOKS ON “WEDNESDAY” DOOM TOUR IN PARIS (AND ALSO DRAGS THE INTERNET TO HELL 💅)

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