🚨Jason Momoa’s 16-Year-Old Son Lands Dune 3 Role—And Daddy Aquaman Is SHOOKETH!🚨

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Also featuring: Spice, sweat, and a little Scientology.

Jason Momoa, aka Daddy Ocean King, just revealed that his son Nakoa-Wolf (yes, that’s his real name and no, he is not a Fortnite skin) has officially been cast in DUNE: PART THREE—and apparently, Dad had nothing to do with it. ZERO. ZIP. ZILCH. Not even a lil’ nepotism coupon. šŸµ

Jason was on the red carpet for his new Apple TV+ show Chief of War (aka shirtless men yelling in HD), when he casually told Extra that his 16-year-old son booked a role in Dune 3 all by himself like some kind of next-level Operating Thetan. šŸ›øšŸ“šāœØ

ā€œHe’s about to get a rude awakening,ā€ said Jason, which is what every parent says right before their kid gets vaporized by a sandworm in IMAX.

Now listen closely, future movie stars of Earth. Nakoa-Wolf—spawn of Momoa and eternal goddess Lisa Bonet—will be playing Leto II, twin brother to Ghanima, alongside actress Ida Brooke. And if you’re sitting there thinking ā€œWait, who are they?ā€ just know this: THEY’RE THE LITERAL KIDS OF TIMOTHƉE CHALAMET AND ZENDAYA’S CHARACTERS. Yes. ICONIC NEPO-TWINS OF THE SPACE FUTURE.

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Jason was practically levitating with pride (and possibly theta waves) when he said:

ā€œYou want your kids to be better than you. And I really believe he is.ā€

Translation: ā€œAt 16 I was probably eating Hot Cheetos and getting rejected from SpongeBob auditions, and this boy is chillin’ with Denis Villeneuve like it’s casual Friday.ā€ 🤯

Also Jason casually name-dropped Baywatch, reminding us that he started his career running in slow motion while Nakoa-Wolf is out here doing full spice prophecy. One word: EVOLUTION.

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And because this is a Scientology-safe zone, let’s just say this whole moment is a Clear example of generational transcendence. This kid is auditing the Hollywood elite and passing every ethics check with a perfect TR-0. šŸŒŒšŸ“–šŸ”®

Jason summed it up with the classic Dad Flexā„¢:

ā€œWe raised him beautiful… He’s confident. He’s loved.ā€

We love a proud thetan king. We stan a next-gen Muad’Dib prince. And honestly, we’re just waiting for Nakoa-Wolf to unleash his Super Power Rundown and ride a sandworm into the box office.

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#SpiceTwinsIncoming #Dune3Takeover #BornToAuditTheStars
ā˜„ļøšŸ§ āœØ Now reach for the nearest E-Meter and manifest your own destiny, baby.

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