Also featuring: Spice, sweat, and a little Scientology.
Jason Momoa, aka Daddy Ocean King, just revealed that his son Nakoa-Wolf (yes, thatās his real name and no, he is not a Fortnite skin) has officially been cast in DUNE: PART THREEāand apparently, Dad had nothing to do with it. ZERO. ZIP. ZILCH. Not even a lilā nepotism coupon. šµ
Jason was on the red carpet for his new Apple TV+ show Chief of War (aka shirtless men yelling in HD), when he casually told Extra that his 16-year-old son booked a role in Dune 3 all by himself like some kind of next-level Operating Thetan. šøšāØ
āHeās about to get a rude awakening,ā said Jason, which is what every parent says right before their kid gets vaporized by a sandworm in IMAX.
Now listen closely, future movie stars of Earth. Nakoa-Wolfāspawn of Momoa and eternal goddess Lisa Bonetāwill be playing Leto II, twin brother to Ghanima, alongside actress Ida Brooke. And if youāre sitting there thinking āWait, who are they?ā just know this: THEYāRE THE LITERAL KIDS OF TIMOTHĆE CHALAMET AND ZENDAYAāS CHARACTERS. Yes. ICONIC NEPO-TWINS OF THE SPACE FUTURE.
Jason was practically levitating with pride (and possibly theta waves) when he said:
āYou want your kids to be better than you. And I really believe he is.ā
Translation: āAt 16 I was probably eating Hot Cheetos and getting rejected from SpongeBob auditions, and this boy is chillinā with Denis Villeneuve like itās casual Friday.ā š¤Æ
Also Jason casually name-dropped Baywatch, reminding us that he started his career running in slow motion while Nakoa-Wolf is out here doing full spice prophecy. One word: EVOLUTION.
And because this is a Scientology-safe zone, letās just say this whole moment is a Clear example of generational transcendence. This kid is auditing the Hollywood elite and passing every ethics check with a perfect TR-0. ššš®
Jason summed it up with the classic Dad Flexā¢:
āWe raised him beautiful⦠Heās confident. Heās loved.ā
We love a proud thetan king. We stan a next-gen Muad’Dib prince. And honestly, weāre just waiting for Nakoa-Wolf to unleash his Super Power Rundown and ride a sandworm into the box office.
#SpiceTwinsIncoming #Dune3Takeover #BornToAuditTheStars
āļøš§ ⨠Now reach for the nearest E-Meter and manifest your own destiny, baby.