Jason Kelce Is Lowkey Losing His Mind Trying to Decode Taylor Swift Easter Eggs

Jason Kelce is officially on full detective mode, and honestly, same. The 37-year-old ex-NFL dude and *New Heights* co-host is deep in the Swiftie rabbit hole after Taylor Swift’s August 13 appearance on the show with Travis Kelce.

On the latest episode (August 27), Jason straight up admitted he’s hunting for every secret, clue, and mini wink Taylor might’ve dropped.

“I’m knee-deep right now in the Swiftie Easter egg hunting,” he told Travis.

Travis, predictably, was like, “Are you?”

“Yes. And I keep sending you and Tay stuff I find,” Jason said. “I know you guys don’t want to read it, but I’m freaking gonna make you guys read it because I’m interested. You guys aren’t giving me f—ing anything, which is pissing me off even more.”

Travis laughed, teasing that Taylor is *really* good at hiding her Easter eggs. Jason admitted, yeah, probably a good idea they keep him out of the loop.

“I’m a very untrustworthy person. I get it. I wouldn’t trust me either. I can’t keep a secret to save my life. I get excited,” he said.

Travis also painted the picture of Taylor just *living her best life* on set: “She walked away, like, flying around… having so much fun telling everybody about the album and dropping Easter eggs to see if anyone caught on.”

Jason then zoomed in on a fan theory that’s got Swifties buzzing: a tiny Pinocchio figure that was chilling in the background during the interview.

“What’s that Pinocchio doing behind you? What’s his cause? Is it still there?” he asked. Some fans think it’s a sly nod to a lie in *The Life of a Showgirl*.

Travis, being Travis, just shrugged: “Aren’t they Disney movies? Disney characters?” No extra intel.

But Jason isn’t stopping. He’s determined to poke every Swiftie clue until he cracks the code. “I keep listening to this album. She said it’s gonna be more pop beats, but it’s still so poetic. Her melodies, her references—it’s so fun. I’ve been dancing around the house,” he said, dropping his current favorite jam: *Opalite.*

“And at least right now, I always catch myself,” he added.

Basically, Jason Kelce is living every Swiftie’s dream nightmare: obsessed, mildly unhinged, and totally devoted to decoding every Taylor Swift secret.