Janet Jackson’s Supposed Fake Manager Now Says He Was Fired For Issuing Statement About Kamala Harris

Oh boy, where do we even start with this circus? So, Janet Jackson—yes, that Janet Jackson—found herself in a bit of a pickle after some eyebrow-raising comments about Kamala Harris’ race. But just when you thought it couldn’t get any messier, in strolls a guy claiming to be her manager, like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat—except the rabbit is confusion, and the hat is, well, more confusion.

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This mystery manager, Mo Elmasri, jumps into the spotlight, announcing like it’s the Oscars: “Hey, I’ve been fired! Me, Janet, and Randy had a good old disagreement after her interview with The Guardian went sideways. And bam! I’m out.”

But wait! Plot twist: Janet’s actual rep swoops in like a reality show narrator and says, “Uh, yeah… about that? No one authorized this guy to say anything. He’s basically going rogue.” It’s like watching a soap opera where everyone’s lines got mixed up.

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When reporters tried to get more details, Elmasri hit them with the most 2024 response possible: “I can’t take calls because my phone is blowing up!” I mean, who among us hasn’t ghosted a call or ten because our phones are acting like they’re auditioning for a fireworks show?

But before riding off into the sunset of chaos, Mo leaves us with this little nugget: “All support to Kamala Harris.” Yep, because in this whirlwind of drama, apparently the best way to exit is to just casually throw in a thumbs-up for the VP. Classic move.

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Janet, Kamala, unauthorized managers, phone explosions, and vague support. Stay tuned for next week’s episode, where someone else probably claims to be Janet’s psychic.

Janet Jackson’s Supposed Fake Manager Now Says He Was Fired For Issuing Statement About Kamala Harris

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