Oh boy, where do we even start with this circus? So, Janet Jackson—yes, that Janet Jackson—found herself in a bit of a pickle after some eyebrow-raising comments about Kamala Harris’ race. But just when you thought it couldn’t get any messier, in strolls a guy claiming to be her manager, like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat—except the rabbit is confusion, and the hat is, well, more confusion.
This mystery manager, Mo Elmasri, jumps into the spotlight, announcing like it’s the Oscars: “Hey, I’ve been fired! Me, Janet, and Randy had a good old disagreement after her interview with The Guardian went sideways. And bam! I’m out.”
But wait! Plot twist: Janet’s actual rep swoops in like a reality show narrator and says, “Uh, yeah… about that? No one authorized this guy to say anything. He’s basically going rogue.” It’s like watching a soap opera where everyone’s lines got mixed up.
When reporters tried to get more details, Elmasri hit them with the most 2024 response possible: “I can’t take calls because my phone is blowing up!” I mean, who among us hasn’t ghosted a call or ten because our phones are acting like they’re auditioning for a fireworks show?
But before riding off into the sunset of chaos, Mo leaves us with this little nugget: “All support to Kamala Harris.” Yep, because in this whirlwind of drama, apparently the best way to exit is to just casually throw in a thumbs-up for the VP. Classic move.
Janet, Kamala, unauthorized managers, phone explosions, and vague support. Stay tuned for next week’s episode, where someone else probably claims to be Janet’s psychic.
