Looks like Reese Witherspoon is putting her Legally Blonde days behind her and swapping “What, like it’s hard?” for “Is that private equity, or are you just happy to see me?” Yep, Reese and her new boyfriend, Oliver Haarmann—a private-equity financier (because actors are so last relationship)—are leveling up in the romance department, and things are heating up faster than Elle Woods studying for the LSAT.
When we first heard about these two back in early September, it was all, “They’re casually dating and taking it slow,” like they were deciding whether to stream a new series or just rewatch The Office for the fifth time. But, honey, fast-forward two months, and an insider is spilling the tea that things are starting to look a little more “serious.”
According to a chatty little bird over at People, Reese is out here “doing great and enjoying dating.” Translation: she’s thriving, moisturized, and minding her business—literally, since she’s got a thing for Oliver’s Wall Street vibes. In fact, the insider reveals Reese “loves that he’s a businessman and not into Hollywood.” Clearly, she’s decided that bankers and brokers are much more interesting than actors and their improv classes. A girl’s gotta upgrade, am I right?
The power couple is splitting time between Nashville and New York City, giving big “jet-setting romantic comedy” energy. Meanwhile, Oliver’s getting in good with Reese’s kids—he’s been hanging with her sons, Deacon and Tennessee, which is basically boyfriend level-up material. No word yet if he’s been introduced to her mini-me daughter Ava, though. Maybe they’re saving that moment for Thanksgiving… or for a Netflix holiday special.
Now, let’s not forget, this romance is Reese’s first public relationship since she and Jim Toth hit the “conscious uncoupling” button back in March 2023. That split wrapped up in record time because Reese is efficient, if nothing else—divorce? Finalized. Moving on? Done. Dating a private-equity guy? Boom. Love it.
So what’s next for Reese and Oliver? A joint venture? A merger between their playlists? Only time will tell. But until then, let’s raise a glass to Reese for living her best life and reminding us all that sometimes the best way to bounce back is to date someone with no idea what the SAG-AFTRA strike even is. Cheers! 🍸
