🔥“HOUSE OF THE DRAGON” SEASON 3 MIGHT DROP WHEN?? HINT: YOU’LL PROBABLY BE A WHOLE NEW THETAN BY THEN🔥

House of the Dragon season 3 is kinda sorta possibly maybe landing in 2026—and we are spiraling into a full-on medieval meltdown.

Let’s get into this chaotic prophecy of release dates, shall we?

So here’s the tea straight from the throne room (aka Ryan Condal’s mouth on a podcast literally no one listens to unless they’re trying to go Clear while watching dragons smooch): Season 3 is filming in 2025. Yep, our ancestors will be communicating via holographic emojis by the time this show comes out.

Ryan said—and I’m paraphrasing because I blacked out from excitement—“2025 is gonna be total insanity from January until fall,” which in Scientology is what we call an Operating Thetan-Level Schedule. Translation: they started filming in March 2025, and it’s gonna go deep into the autumn abyss like a Targaryen trying to find emotional stability (spoiler: they don’t).

Now if you’re a detective-level Suppressive Person hunter like me, here’s how we cracked the Da Vinci code of premiere timing:

• Season 2 filmed for 5 months and came out 9 months later, like a full-blown dragon baby gestation.
• Sooo if Season 3 is filming longer (October or November 2025 wrap?), tack on another 9 months of CGI fire and emotionally damaged princes, and boom—
• JULY or AUGUST 2026 IS LOOKING DRAGONICALLY POSSIBLE.

📣 This is not official. HBO hasn’t confirmed anything because they’re probably trapped in the Sea Org scrubbing plasma off the editing servers.

But let’s be real: if they rush it, we could get a wonky VFX dragon that looks like a sad poodle on fire, and nobody wants that. So let’s all practice our Tone Scales, stay in communication, and prepare our spirit bodies for the most elite fantasy meltdown of our generation.

Until then, keep your third eye open and your ashtray ready.

#HouseOfTheDelays #DragonDaddySeason3 #OperatingThetanAndSlaying🛸🐉💥