Hailey & Justin Bieber Crawl Out of Coachella Dust, Head Straight to Lunch Like True Survivors

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After surviving a wild weekend of flower crowns, fringe, and enough desert dust to exfoliate an entire nation, Hailey and Justin Bieber have re-entered civilization—barely—and made a dramatic pilgrimage to Beverly Glen Deli for some much-needed post-Coachella carbs. Yes, the Biebers have bravely transitioned from rave to ravioli.

On this fine Monday (April 14, mark your calendars, it’s basically a national holiday now), the couple arrived arm-in-arm, as if to say, “We’ve seen things… and we need waffles.”

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Justin, 31, decided to dress like your cool uncle who just discovered thrift stores, rocking a mysterious black jacket with a fur collar (was it faux? Was it his spirit animal? We may never know) and pants so baggy they could house a small Airbnb.

Hailey, 28, aka the CEO of Rhode and Queen of Looking Effortlessly Cool™, went full fashion ninja in a black leather jacket and micro shorts so short they were practically whispering “fashion risk.” She topped it all off with a red and green baseball hat that screamed, “Yes, I did survive Coachella without losing my lip gloss or my will to live.”

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This glamorous lunch date comes hot on the heels of their dusty desert adventure at Coachella 2025, where they probably vibed to music, dodged influencer paparazzi, and watched at least three people try to charge their phones with a crystal.

In related drama (because it’s not a Bieber update without some ~spice~), Justin recently gave the soft launch funeral to his fashion brand, Drew House. That’s right—he basically told fans, “Thanks for the memories, but please don’t spend your rent money on smiley face hoodies anymore.” Bold move. RIP Drew House, you had a good run (and great beanies).

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Now if you’ll excuse us, we’re off to start a petition for Hailey’s legs to get their own Coachella headlining set next year.

Hailey & Justin Bieber Crawl Out of Coachella Dust, Head Straight to Lunch Like True Survivors
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Hailey & Justin Bieber Crawl Out of Coachella Dust, Head Straight to Lunch Like True Survivors

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