Gypsy Rose Blanchard has logged on, and she’s not here for your conspiracy theories, Karen. The 33-year-old internet lightning rod and proud new mom hit up Instagram on Friday (January 24) to address some truly bizarre gossip floating around the interwebs. Spoiler alert: the tea is cold.
First up, let’s talk about the CPS rumor. Apparently, the streets were saying that Child Protective Services had swung by Gypsy’s crib to check on her newborn, Aurora. But Gypsy wasn’t having it. In a now-vanished Instagram story, she hit back:
“No, CPS is not involved! (our baby is very safe and healthy).” Translation? Y’all need to mind your business and stop playing detective with her life.
She doubled down in an exclusive chat with People, calling the rumor about CPS checking in on Aurora complete nonsense. And for the record, Aurora (born December 28, in case you were wondering) is doing just fine, thank you very much. She’s probably at home living her best baby life while Gypsy deals with the internet circus.
Now, if that wasn’t enough drama, let’s dive into Rumor #2: Gypsy is apparently on some weight-loss meds? Cue the eye roll. Gypsy clapped back with this gem:
“I just look d-mn good for postpartum, hate me cause you ant[sic] me.”
And honestly, she said what she said. Some people have a glow-up; Gypsy has a postpartum-level-up. Don’t be mad about it.
But wait, there’s more! Gypsy ended her rumor-debunking session with a chef’s kiss of a closer:
“If anyone actually believes this BS then your brain has been rotted by misinformation and click bait with bias and hate driven cotent [sic]. God gave you a [brain] use it.”
Translation? She’s coming for the trolls and their half-baked theories, and she’s doing it with a sprinkle of sass and a touch of divine intervention.
The moral of the story? Gypsy Rose Blanchard is not here for the drama, but if you bring it, she’s going to shut it down with the finesse of someone who’s been on the internet way too long. And honestly? We kind of love that for her.
