Glen “Smolder Mode” Powell and Danny “Still Hot, Still Flying” Ramirez just crash-landed at Wimbledon like it was a high-stakes tennis-themed sequel to Top Gun: Maverick—Top Serve: Rackets of Danger.
The boys were back together again, proving that not even fighter jets or suspiciously tiny white shorts can keep them apart. Day 6 of Wimbledon was just your average royal-racket fest until Glen and Danny showed up looking like they just stepped out of a cologne commercial for billionaires who whisper in Italian. 🇮🇹
But wait—plot twist! Glen brought his whole glam squad!
Mom (Queen Cyndy), Dad (Sir Glen Sr.), his sister Leslie, and her husband Thomas were all there, acting like this was a wholesome family BBQ… if your BBQ was in London, required linen outfits, and had a dress code called “expensive elegance or you’re banned.”
And where has Mr. Powell been hiding lately? Europe, babe. Filming a super-secret fantasy movie with none other than J.J. Abrams. The plot is so top-secret, we’re convinced the script is stored inside a Horcrux. BUT—we do know he’s starring alongside Jenna Ortega, Emma Mackey, and Samuel L. Jackson, so basically the cast is giving: hot, hotter, most powerful Jedi wizard ever.
Let’s talk lewks because Glen was dressed like he was about to sign a million-dollar deal and seduce your mom in the same afternoon. He was rocking a full Brunello Cucinelli fit and an Omega watch that probably cost more than our rent. This man came to watch tennis but looked like he was the prize.
No word on whether they even watched the match, or if they just spent the whole time taking slow-mo videos for Instagram while pretending to understand tennis scoring (15-Love? Girl, just say 1-0).
Anyway, now we want a Wimbledon rom-com starring Glen and Danny called “Love-Love: A Tennis Bromance.” Coming to your For You Page never. 😩💔
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