In the wacky world of the internet, where truth is often stranger than fiction, Ariana Grande’s big bro Frankie had to step in to debunk one of the wildest rumors yet. Apparently, some folks are convinced Ariana’s a cannibal. Yes, you read that right. A. Cannibal.
On a fateful Thursday (July 11), the 41-year-old showman took to social media to tackle this outrageous claim, which seems like a ploy to sabotage ticket sales for Ariana’s concerts. Because, clearly, nothing says “don’t buy concert tickets” like accusations of cannibalism.
Frankie decided to bring the hammer down on this bonkers rumor, serving up a sizzling roast.
Over on X (formerly known as Twitter but now apparently having an identity crisis), Frankie shot back at the rumor with: “HAHAHAHAHAHA. Wow!”
“This might be the most creative and lowest y’all have ever gone. Reaching new depths daily,” he quipped. “Listen, I know my sister’s been eating the girls up for years, but this is a bit extreme!”
With the humor still sizzling, Frankie added, “Besides, she’s vegan. 🌱” Because, you know, Ariana munching on anything with a face would be a serious violation of her plant-based principles.
Wrapping up his epic takedown, Frankie promised to see everyone on Ariana’s eventual tour. But judging by the state of things, fans might be waiting a bit longer for her to grace the stage—hopefully without any more absurd rumors cropping up.
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Wow!
This might be the most creative and lowest y’all have ever gone. Reaching new depths daily!
Listen, I know my sister’s been eating the girls up for years but this a bit extreme!
Besides, she’s vegan. 🌱
See you on tour! 🌈 https://t.co/e3WlujZoKA— Frankie James Grande (@FrankieJGrande) July 11, 2024