Florence Pugh Rings in 29 by Throwing a Cleaning Party!

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Happy 29th birthday, Florence Pugh! ๐ŸŽ‰ But instead of glamming it up or having a wild party, she decided to go all Cinderella on us on her last day of being 28. Thatโ€™s rightโ€”while most of us would be sipping champagne and dancing the night away, Florence was busy scrubbing floors like a professional dirt eradicator.

On January 2, our beloved Oscar-nominated queen took to her Instagram Stories to share her thrilling cleaning adventure. โ€œYou know when you start cleaning and essentially tip out your life into piles?โ€ she mused, as she documented this epic saga. โ€œIt’s like a horror movie, but instead of monsters, itโ€™s your old gym socks and a suspicious amount of takeout containers you swore youโ€™d recycle.โ€

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Florence went on to describe the cleaning experience like a scene from a chaotic reality show, where sheโ€™s uncovering hiding spots that probably shouldโ€™ve remained hidden. โ€œItโ€™s all too overwhelming, and youโ€™ve well and truly fโ€“ked itโ€ฆ soโ€ฆ you mop?โ€ she said, scratching her chin like a philosophical cat pondering the universe.

If youโ€™re not too busy wondering how many dust bunnies are hiding in your own corners, you can check out Florenceโ€™s latest movie, We Live in Time. Itโ€™s available now on demand through iTunes, Amazon, or wherever you usually binge-watch while avoiding your own cleaning responsibilities. Happy birthday, Florence! May your 29th year be filled with less mopping and more movie-making! ๐Ÿงนโœจ

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Florence Pugh Rings in 29 by Throwing a Cleaning Party!

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