Broadway is shaking, honey! Why? Because a whole glam squad of Hollywood’s most legendary Latinas rolled up to the James Earl Jones Theatre like it was a family quinceañera on steroids—and the event? The musical Real Women Have Curves, which apparently came with a side of sass, sisterhood, and sparkly outfits.
Picture this: Eva Longoria, Gloria Estefan, Sofia Vergara, Gina Torres, and enough A-list Latina power to light up Times Square without electricity—storming the stage after the curtain call like it was the season finale of The Real Housewives of Broadway.
And no, they didn’t just clap politely and bounce. They hijacked the mic (in the best way possible) to tell the audience, “Listen up, porque this show slaps, and we need you to tell everyone. Your friends, your abuela, your ex—you name it.”
Eva, in full inspirational tía mode, grabbed the mic and went off (in heels, no less), saying:
“We don’t get these spaces. We don’t get this stage on Broadway. To see a stage full of beautiful Latina singers and dancers is amazing! We organized to come here tonight with all of our posse because these bitches are like our support system.”
Translation: This wasn’t just a night at the theatre—it was a full-on spiritual revival with glitter and high notes.
She continued:
“We believe in all the talent our community has, so I encourage you guys, after today spread the word. This play is so beautiful!”
Cue everyone sobbing into their Playbills.
Also in the audience-turned-impromptu fan club: Roselyn Sanchez, Jeanine Mason, Diana Maria Riva, Angelique Cabral, Ana Navarro, and about half the cast of every TV show you’ve ever loved. They were joined on stage by the stars of the show, Justina Machado and Tatianna Cordoba, who handled the stage-crashing diva energy like total pros.
And just when you thought Eva was done, she also hosted a screening for her new CNN series Searching for Spain the night before, with guest host and avocado whisperer Antoni Porowski. Because apparently, multitasking is her cardio.
Bottom line?
Go see Real Women Have Curves. Bring tissues. Bring your friends. Bring snacks if you’re sneaky. But most importantly, bring that good chisme energy and support this cast of shining stars who are redefining Broadway—one fierce note at a time.
Now go get your tickets before your mom’s group chat finds out first.